JessBruso

I wish the worst time in my life was having a bit part on The Office 🙄

#3 WAS “so 2008” IN 2008 and they redid the lyrics so it wouldn’t sound as outdated.

That’s what she’s afraid of. Someone else will do her music better.

“When I die, give Kevin my regards.” “What should I tell him?” “Regards.”

Get my PhD in English. I do not need one for my career and it does not make any sense to get one, but I loved my undergraduate program and would love to learn more. I have said for years that that is what I’ll do if I win the lottery.

Right?? You don’t HAVE to invite everyone, you just can’t invite ~almost~ everyone. I would have maybe 6 friends over max for a “party” and nobody felt left out but if I had like 15, the 5 kids in my class would feel left out. Pretty simple, actually.

Wish I could post a screenshot in the comments because I literally read one yesterday from a Facebook group asking if they could take birth control pills for cramps while trying to conceive. Birth control pills. While trying to conceive.

“If I like something, I have the same thing every day”. I don’t know what Dunks he is going to but it’s definitely not in Mass. We know that you never get the same drink every day, even if you order the exact same thing at the exact same Dunks 😂

Right?? As a lower middle-class kid without Uggs, my parents could not and did not buy me Uggs. Solution? Don’t buy cheap, off-brand Uggs and just buy boots that don’t look like Uggs to avoid the “off-brand” stigma. That is the ~actual~ solution if you’re in that income bracket. Sounds… Read More

It means the author wants to write “21 Movies Perfect for Christmas That Have Nothing to Do with Christmas” but doesn’t want to put in the work themselves