The groomsmen did shots out of flasks on the way down the aisle. In the receiving line the groom introduced me to his wife as "her competition" (nope, not even remotely a contest I wanted to enter) and during the reception the groom and his friends hot boxed a car. Oh and the bride…Â
I worked front desk in a hotel. Over Easter weekend one of our housekeeping staff entered to clean a room to discover testicles in the sink and blood all over the tub. Guest had checked in and performed a self castration. 😲. Guest was found at local hospital by the police.
When my oldest was 3 or 4 she asked Santa for a polar bear, and specifically a polar bear with a shooting star that appears when you open the present. I blamed Coke commericals. She got a stuffed polar bear and a sparkler. She was definitely disappointed in the sparkler.
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