you put your hair in a middle part sometimesyou obsess over Ariana Grandeyou say binch instead of bitchyou call people ugly when they insult youyou want to kill yourself when you wake upyou know every word to all cupcakes songsyou live on pokemon goyou got seperated form your group on halloween because pokemon goyou spend half your time on youtubeyou wear kid size chacosyou wear kid size patagoniayou own a ritz carlton jacketyou text in group chats so often you're half the messagesyou love teslasyou like mickey more than maxyou own a popsocketyou LOVE slimeyou make slimeyou look like will byersyou buy twitter followersyou can walk on iceyou cheat on peoples quiz your friendsyou have a vine accountyou love to call people pussyyou say you're a trojan but you go to chilessomeone jumped over you onceyou swallowed a vanilla wafer whole onceyou own a sumo costumeyou have a hitchhikers thumbyou put butter in flower centerpiecesyou love younglifeyour name is tristanusYOU LOVE JERILYN
How Tristan Are You?
you're not very much like tristan, I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, ugly
you're on your way to becoming tristan but not quite yet, ugly!
woah! you either are tristan or you're really freaking weird, ugly!!