43 Breakups, Each In Six Words Or Less

    "Slept with my roommate...a lot."

    Recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their reasoning for a breakup and describe it in six words or less. It's safe to say breakups, in general, can be emotional.

    Here were the results:

    1. "He broke up with me."

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    Lol. Okay, I'm gonna need a little more than that (that response gave me a good laugh though, so thank you). Let's try some more specific entries:

    2. "His favorite 'vegetable' was zucchini bread."

    v_zerda

    3. "Never made me feel worthwhile."

    anewfan2018

    4. "I found his recent wedding photos."

    arflurer87

    5. "Twelve days in hospital. Two visits."

    denmom

    6. "He couldn't love a mom."

    daneeinglis

    7. "He went abroad and got married."

    relentlesssuffering

    8. "I was the other woman."

    whywastetimesaylotword

    9. "I realized I was being groomed."

    tviha

    10. "He called my grandmother a c*nt."

    sarahadams2

    11. "He wanted babies. I did not."

    zameralitessa

    12. "Aged 50, wasn't looking for 'commitment.'"

    chrissym4a7f6b91d

    13. "Loved soccer more than our relationship."

    danau2

    14. "He was a narcissistic serial cheater."

    carolyntait4

    15. "The neglect was killing me."

    bcofuimhere

    16. "Cheese crumbs. The proclaimers. Valentines breakdance."

    thatonedoodlebug

    17. "I was his back-up plan."

    ellave

    18. "He chose crime over us."

    krystalpaul

    19. "Slept with my roommate...a lot."

    ashleydagenais

    20. "He spat on the pavement."

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    21. "Internalized homophobia and rude Christian parents."

    crewgirlat221b

    22. "His slobbiness ruined our home."

    mamabutkins

    23. "He wasn’t the one."

    nycgirl2014

    24. "He ignored me around his friends."

    hollyb31

    25. "Him or the cat. Cat won."

    ashleybradshaw66

    26. "MAGA, then Q Anon."

    momsequitur

    27. "Demanded constant head. Refused to reciprocate."

    kellyd905

    28. "I just wanted to be single."

    holtpai000

    29. "He couldn't handle long distance."

    violetgate

    30. "He refused to support my dreams."

    tms2109

    31. "Nothing was more important than him."

    cornellyyyy

    32. "He chose Catholicism over queer acceptance."

    cgpappas12

    33. "He never respected the real me."

    ciaraannlouisew

    34. "Should I buy you a present?"

    huntingwizardcompanion

    35. "He wanted kids. I didn’t."

    alltherain

    36. "I grew up. He didn't."

    skipnees

    37. "Gave me nasal spray for Valentine's."

    gstaplesburton

    38. "Polyamory. (Don't do it.)"

    tracylefrancis

    39. "Didn't want to be his mother."

    lilyc9

    40. "He collected his nail clippings. 💅"

    hannahsolo

    41. "He got bored."

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    42. "Shat himself at Valentine’s Day dinner."

    natfish88

    43. "He proposed. I thought, 'Oh no.'"

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    Feel free to share your breakup in six words or less in the comments below!