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10 Pro Tips For A Fantastic Filibuster

It's the American Dream to have your voice be heard. And now you have a captive audience.

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Fortunately, there are some tried and true tactics for making sure your filibuster can go all night.

Dr. Seuss is currently the Senate favorite, but don't ever feel limited. This is your time to shine!

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Beautiful reading, Sen. Cruz!

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3. Always be sure to get nice and loose before you start! The current record stands at 24 hours and 18 minutes — aim for the gold!

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Just be as confident as Johnnie Cochran.

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9. As a last ditch resort, you can always list your favorite elements of American culture until you're back in the groove.

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Well, you're ready to filibuster. Go get 'em, tiger!

I'm just a guy, recently back from a year in Turkey, failing at culturally readjusting to New York.

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