This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 11, 201316 Ways To Answer One Question: Are You Jewish?If my mother asks, the answer is #1.by Jeremy BarrCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Yes. 2. No. 3. I'm half. 4. Jew-ish, I’d say. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. I was BORN Jewish. 6. My parents are. 7. My parents think I am. 8. I don’t know if I have a choice. 9. Culturally, but not religiously. (Jon Stewart is my God). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. As far as the organizers of Birthright are concerned, yes. 11. I had a Bar Mitzvah, but I only did it for the "benjamins" (read: Israel bonds). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Only on High Holidays (and not the 4/20 kind). 13. What, do I “look” Jewish? What are you trying to say? 14. Look at me. Nose goes. 15. I CAN be, if that’ll make your mother happy. 16. You met me on JDate, so clearly.