1. You know how this story goes.
2. Seriously, you KNOW it's going to take 58 attempts.
3. We've all been through this before.
4. "But maybe this time will be different."
5. American Horror Story: Liquid Eye Liner
6. We need to form some sort of support group.
7. Be brave. You've got to be brave.
8. You'll start out optimistic...
9. ...and before you know it, you're a hardened soldier.
10. You may end up with some unexpected results.
11. Honestly, maybe you could have done it on the train after all.
12. You might not get the results you were hoping for.
13. It might be less Adele and more Joel Grey.
14. Even the most careful and well-intentioned plans can go awry.
15. At this point, you might as well have fun with it.
16. Even washing it off is a disaster.
17. You might be tempted to give up.
18. But someday, you'll master. Believe in yourself!
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