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18 Hilarious Tweets For Anyone Who's Fed Up With Liquid Eyeliner

Just a reminder that liquid eyeliner is literally the devil.

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1. You know how this story goes.

I Would've Been On Time to Your Party if I Hadn't Messed Up My Liquid Eyeliner 58 Times - an autobiography

Via Twitter: @tbake928

2. Seriously, you KNOW it's going to take 58 attempts.

Liquid eyeliner: because you probably didn’t want to be there on time anyway.

Via Twitter: @ryesilverman

3. We've all been through this before.

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

Via Twitter: @ltsKermit

4. "But maybe this time will be different."

you know the devil inside of you is real when you're in a rush & you hear "put on liquid eyeliner"

@brendalizt_ / Via Twitter: @brendalizt_

5. American Horror Story: Liquid Eye Liner

Valiantly attempted to put on some liquid eyeliner on a moving train so guess I can now rebrand myself as Marie The Friendly Panda.

@youngvulgarian / Via Twitter: @youngvulgarian

6. We need to form some sort of support group.

I'm going to try to put liquid eyeliner on for the first time in 2 years, lord pls give me the confidence of a mediocre white man

@breadhugs / Via Twitter: @breadhugs

7. Be brave. You've got to be brave.

You gotta act cool, calm & collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

@amandablain / Via Twitter: @amandablain

8. You'll start out optimistic...

Me this a.m.: this liquid eyeliner business isn't so bad! *draws line from left eye to left nostril*🙄

@cmariestuder / Via Twitter: @cmariestuder

9. ...and before you know it, you're a hardened soldier.

liquid eyeliner commercial: foolproof application, so easy, no mess! me:

@hynvoodoochild / Via Twitter: @hnyvoodoochild

10. You may end up with some unexpected results.

@dervogelfamber @rsl318 me when I try to do liquid eyeliner

@Fancy_Jackalope / Via Twitter: @search

11. Honestly, maybe you could have done it on the train after all.

Tonight I will be wearing a nice panda eye brought to you by liquid eyeliner 😤

@bree_Jackson / Via Twitter: @_Bree_Jackson

12. You might not get the results you were hoping for.

Got liquid eyeliner in my eye and started crying black tears and my 3yr old sister started yelling and called me a freak monster. 🙂

@heythere_Mar / Via Twitter: @HeyThere_Mar

13. It might be less Adele and more Joel Grey.

me: I should give liquid eyeliner another shot. 1 hr later: I am insane, blind, every surface in my house is black, I believe I am joel grey

@tricialockwood / Via Twitter: @TriciaLockwood

14. Even the most careful and well-intentioned plans can go awry.

@tippysparkle / Via Twitter: @tippysparkle

15. At this point, you might as well have fun with it.

Expectation: What I will look like after I do my makeup. Reality: LIQUID EYELINER MASTERPIECE

@gracectay / Via Twitter: @gracectay

16. Even washing it off is a disaster.

I've been wearing a lot of liquid eyeliner lately & whenever I wash off my makeup I look like Martin Sheen in this…

@luccainthesky / Via Twitter: @luccainthesky

17. You might be tempted to give up.

By the time I can apply liquid eyeliner so that it doesn't look like a blind 5 year old did it, I'll be too old to wear it.

@amydresner / Via Twitter: @AmyDresner

18. But someday, you'll master. Believe in yourself!

If you can do liquid eyeliner, you can do anything

@LifeOfAGirlXo / Via Twitter: @LifeOfAGirlxo

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