shibalove

I am so sorry you had to endure that 😔

FMLA protects up to 12 weeks of leave for most of us in the US, and at that time, I was MORE than welcoming a break from my baby. But, in hindsight, I'm fully aware that I was suffering from some post partum depression or post partum anxiety and going to work only made the dread… Read More

just came here to say DON'T STORE YOUR TOMATOES IN THE FRIDGE. Why do I see so many tomatoes in the dang fridges? They completely lose their flavor, y'all! Give those 'maters the respect they deserve...

lol exactly!! I came here to make almost the exact same comment! Maybe this is possible if you have someone around to help you do all those things, like if your husband is also taking paternity leave at the same time or your mom can come over and help everyday, but that is not the… Read More

Yea, the whole "sleep when the baby sleeps" thing is hilarious. You might get to nap during 1 of the baby's 45 min naps during the day, but like, what about showering, or washing the 12 bottles you've already used that day, or else you risk not having and clean bottles later...or… Read More

I 2nd #6..I had very well-meaning friends making sure I always had some champagne or prosecco in-hand on my wedding night, but no one (myself included) realized just how much prosecco I had really ingested until I was spending the night in the bathroom and my sweet husband was helping… Read More

LMAO I do not need a reason for my husband to touch my butt more than he already does. Hard pass from me. Just do some squats ladies, those are free!!

"BUSY! BUSY! BUSY!" Frosty the Snowman - the jerk magician guy

He is probably one of my favorite humans in existence. I will watch anything and everything he does. A gift to the world.

all this is making me wanna do is move to Canada before I have another baby.