The best part of the holidays is your family coming together. However, if you're single, family coming together = family asking you about your relationship status.
When you get home, you'll be filled with dread...
...Because everywhere you look, people are coupled-up.
And it's just a matter of time before you run into that one relative... you know the one who ALWAYS wants to know about your love life.
Even your cousins will move over to the dark side.
And you'll try your best not to vom at their PDA.
Just remember: No matter how much wine you drink... it can't protect you.