-wants to “make America great again”
-thinks all Mexicans are rapists
-looks like a sped-up timelapse of a pumpkin rotting
-she doesnt have the range
lana del ray has the VOICE but not the range :( it’s all low. although fabulous as hell jaja
Response to What Makes You Laugh Uncontrollably Every Time?:
OKAY watch the whole thing, it isnt long. tommy is a brilliant comedian. but omg the bit at 3:25… the first time i heard it i had hysterics and my sister thought i was having a seizure. then she came in, watched it too and also had one. enjoy
the teensy handful of respect i had for iggy (you have to admit she’s good at what she does) went flying out the window. britney spears? really???
THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE i couldnt make it more than a minute in
haha thats pretty common in my experience…. edibles take longer than you think to work, so you’re like “well damn, this isnt working. better eat more” then you do, and when it finally catches up to you you think you’re gonna fucking die. hahaha moral of that story is wait an hour and a half before eating more :D
also, the movie 9 to 5 with dolly parton has a scene where the ladies smoke pot for the first time and it is absolutely hysterical. they get the munchies and eat everything in the house.
“everything tastes so FABULOUS!” haha
yeah kids munchies are not a myth. you will eat everything, ever.
the first time i got high i ate a pot brownie my friend’s mom gave me. (she named him Keefe.. shoulda been a hint, right?) we went out to the woods and i looked up at the stars and every time id ever gone to the planetarium or studied books came rushing back all at once. I KNEW EVERY DAMN CONSTELLATION IN THE SKY. it was breathtaking.
then we went to BFD and music had never sounded so good, haha… little did i know that her brownies were MASSIVELY concentrated and i ended up being high for about two days.
the first time i took acid my best friend at the time took me to see yellow submarine at the castro theatre. it was INCREDIBLE haha (i fully recommend this movie on acid. it will blow your mindcogs). the rest of the night i spent lying on the roof until the sun came up, talking to the stars. moral of the story, stars are incredible.
Response to 21 Ways Supermarkets Control Your Mind:
eddie izzard on supermarkets, fresh fruit and veg. BRILLIANT. you’re welcome. <3
Response to 15 Geekiest Families Of All Time:
can someone tell me what the game is in #1 they’re referencing? it looks awesome :)