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Come on, don&#39;t tell me you&#39;ve never wondered what would happen to your Tumblr if you were to suddenly die.

E-Tomb, Social Networking From Beyond The Grave

A couple of fun facts- <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/files/2010/09/squirrel_nuts.jpg" target="_blank">This image</a> is not shopped, squirrels masturbate, squirrel oral may prevent STIs, and the file name of the article photo is "Couple-of-wankers.jpg". Click through for the full story. Science!

Squirrel Masturbation Study

Look at all these crazy animals that you would not expect to be wearing clothes! Every damn one of them is wearing clothing!

Unlikely Animals Wearing Clothes!

That&#39;s e-pit-o-me, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyr11/listen-to-shia-labeouf-pronounce-epitome-1u0v">douches.</a>..Just a gentle reminder.

The Epitome of Douchiness

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best cat video on the whole wide internet. Red Cat, you are truly an inspiration.

Best Cat Video Ever

Danny Fong takes on the full Pokemon theme song; performing not only all the voices, but vocalizing the music as well. I&#39;m glad to see that I&#39;m not the only one spending the summer alone in my room singing cartoon themes.

One Man A Cappella Multitrack: Pokemon Theme Song

I think it&#39;s time we just accept the fact that every few months someone&#39;s mom is going to make up a bunch of fake teen slang and meanings... But I really wish they would stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It&#39;s not going to happen!

A Lesson in Teen Lingo!

There are people out there who want to deceive you. People who want to hurt you. People who want you to believe that cats are awesome. Be aware! Don&#39;t listen to them! Cats SUCK.

Pro-Cat Propaganda

This little kid is so lucky! My mom wouldn&#39;t even let me thumb a ride on the neighbor kid&#39;s power wheel without a helmet.

Tortoise Rider

The votes are in and the new official condom of New York City is the electrical power button, submitted by Luis Acosta of Kew Gardens, Queens.

New NYC Condom Wrapper: Power Button!

Do you have a paper due Monday? I do! Michael Harper walks us through the process.

How To Write A Paper

Vampire Hedgehog &gt;&gt;&gt; Edward Cullen

Hello, My Name is Twilight, I Am a Dracula

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Hipster Snuggie

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Everything You Need To Know About Creating BuzzFeed Quizzes

We're so excited to help you get started!

The Ultimate Guide To Making A BuzzFeed Community Post

Not sure where to find pictures for your post? Fret no more.

The Ultimate Guide To Photo Resources For BuzzFeed Community Users

Welcome to BuzzFeed! Have 100 points. That is a lot of points.

You Exist!

You made your first post! Is it glorious? Is it terrible? Who cares, you made one! Great job.

First Post

Your post got promoted to the homepage of BuzzFeed Dot Com, the website! Our team of writers loved it so much that with a little spit and polish, they put it right up on the fridge. Right where everyone can see it!

Homepage Hero

Your creativity and hard work shone through and you won a freakin' Community Challenge! Congratulations, pard'ner.

Challenge Winner

When everyone else zigged, you zagged. When everyone took the low road, you took the high road. When everyone posted nothing but quizzes, you're out here posting lists. Hero. Here's your trophy.

List Legend

We knew you were a whiz at making lists before, but now you've made THREE lists?! You're truly everything we aspire to be, and one day we hope to be half the genius you are.

Lord of Lists

100k Views

A quarter of a million views! You really have the posts with the mosts. Views, that is.

250k Views

Five hundred thousand views on your posts. That's incredible! Statistically, you're excelling yourself. We asked a data scientist and he said it's true!

500k Views

A cool milzo. These are rare. Like a beautiful statue which isn't covered in bird poo.

1m Views

We can't seem to 'PIVOT' away from your incredible posts, and we never want you to 'go on a break' from creating these posts we love so much. Anyway, congrats on getting 5 Friends posts promoted!

Could You BE Making Any More Posts?

We promise that we'll never find another like you. Ya know, someone else who has gotten 5 Taylor Swift posts promoted to the homepage.

You Don't Need To Calm Down

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has had 5 Disney posts promoted to the BuzzFeed homepage? It's you, obviously! We don't have any attractive heroes coming to save you, but here's a trophy, which is just as good — trust us.

Fairest Of Them All

You ain't no snitch, but you do know everything about the Harry Potter universe. Since you got 5 posts promoted to the homepage, here's a lil' Quidditch gift for ya.

Golden Genius

From reptiles to fluffy felines and tiny rats to giant whales, your love of animals knows no bounds. Your animal-themed post was promoted. Thanks for making the world a more cuddly place. Meow.

Animal Lover

Roses are red, / Poems are quoted. / You wrote about love, / and your post was promoted!

XOXO

You love all things about love, and we can't blame you. We can't give you a little kiss, so here's a trophy for getting 5 posts promoted instead.

Sucker For Love

Your comment got 10 hearts. Here's a trophy to commemorate the foundation of your little fan club!

Heart On

Can you feel the love tonight? You got 50 hearts on one comment. Have another hit of serotonin to celebrate!!!

Hearty Animal

ONE HUNDRED HEARTS!! I almost feel bad for you, because you're going to be chasing this feeling forever. Check out this awesome trophy you just earned!

Heartthrob

You clicked your heels and visited home — the home PAGE, that is — every day for five straight days. We've loved seeing your shining face, so please enjoy this trophy that expresses our excitement.

There's No Place Like Home

Don't think we haven't noticed you visiting the homepage for the last 10 days in a row! Whether you were finding out which Disney character you are, sifting through TV show recommendations, or catching up on the news, we love you loving us.

Habitual Homepager

You've visited the homepage 15 full days in a row! At this point, we've made up the BuzzFeed guest room for you and even added some touches to make it more personal. After all, with the amount of times you've visited, you pretty much live here now.

You Live Here Now

You pinned a quiz result to your profile, and now everyone knows that you are in fact like your favorite TV character or that you've discovered a new personality trait about yourself. Maybe we guessed your age correctly, or we were so off in guessing that you weren't even mad — you were impressed. Either way, now the world knows your result, so here's a trophy!

Jenny Young

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