And you get one, and you get one, and you get one!
"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child."
"YOU DID NOT PASS" — Gandalf, if you fail this quiz
Ian Malcolm's book, Disney references, tons of Jurassic Park nostalgia, and everything else you might have missed!
"Sorry I left you alone at that party."
Don't leave the house without your bra stash.
You are beautiful.
A visual guide to driving like a pro.
#GrannyHair is so over.
You are Lisa Simpson.
It's the sacred place where you hang out in your pajamas and binge-watch TV shows. Doesn't it deserve better?
Gimli: "Three feet of pure sex."
Absolutely positively mind-bendingly brilliant.
Three little bubbles of stress.
"Look, Mum, I spent money on something that wasn't booze, clothes, or food."
Once upon a time, in a faraway land...
You'll be Gladriel you clicked on this post.
The endless struggles of a $300 block of glass.
Judgement, judgement everywhere.
Spring cleaning just got interesting.
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