I wouldn’t say “underwhelming,” but I work in a resort with a nightclub and one of the Jersey Shore guys was appearing there. After the club closed he insisted on a police escort (we have state police on property at all times) as well as security. He picked 10 random girls from the crowd to take back to his room. At the elevator he “dismissed” 5 of them. Then when they got off the elevator he dismissed 3 more. Once they got to his room he told the remaining 2 to fight and the winner got to sleep with him.
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http://jnn1426.tumblr.com/post/113317919303 Dr. Seuss’s red fish. My dad would always read Dr. Seuss books to my sister and I before bed. This was always one of my favorites.