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Which Member Of The Silver Stag Are You?

Who would you be if you lived at the Stag? (but be glad that you don't)

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  1. Its dinner time, what are you eating?

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    Mussels
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    Bacon
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    Pasta
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    Dominos
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    Grape tomatoes and self hatred
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    No one has ever seen you eat
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    Pasta with pesto
  2. What do you always do before you leave the house?

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    Fill up your water bottle
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    Fill in your eyebrows
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    Make coffee
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    Make a bagel
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    Drink a shower beer
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    Shower
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    Lose your keys
  3. What's your drink of choice?

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    Water
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    Coffee with Almond Joy creamer
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    Crown and coke
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    Pink Moscato
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    Trap juice
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    McDonald's sweet tea
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    Shower beer again
  4. It's Thursday- are you going to Thirsty's?

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    You're either not going at all or you're going belligerently drunk
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    You go, drink 4 Nati Lights, and immediately leave
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    Yeah, if you don't sleep through it
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    You just go
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    Only if you're not Master Carping
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    I got better places to be
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    Never
  5. What's your relationship status?

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    Hitting on sexually ambiguous men
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    Gay and in a relationship
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    Gay and also in a relationship
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    Long distance relationship
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    Straight and in a relationship
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    *Texan accent* Y'all can't tie me down to no one
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    Ugh
  6. What's your annoying roommate trait?

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    Forcing everyone to recycle
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    Emotional dishes texts that always include the phrase "I'm not your mom"
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    Leaving dished in the sink
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    Leaving a mattress in the alley for 8 monthes
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    Being productive much earlier than anyone should
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    Taking the nice Keurig when you move out
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    Dish hoarding
  7. You're not at home- where are you?

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    The design office
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    Target
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    The stage management office
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    The Pink Lady
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    Shop
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    At work
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    Trick question- I AM at home
  8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

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    Broadway.
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    Working at SNL
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    Jim Gage
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    Steve Miller
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    Corporate
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    Doing New Works
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    Working by the beach
  9. Strangest Stag memory?

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    Laura in the bathtub with the toilet seat covering her tits
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    Getting your cookie dough stolen during a party
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    Finding cookie dough in your shower bag
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    Having your cactus stolen
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    Wild Wednesday- if you could remember it
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    Having a drunk come into your room, break your mirror and leave
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    Pete the Mouse's first sighting
  10. What's your signature wardrobe piece?

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    A backpack and Nike white sneakers
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    A dad sweeter, bralette, and leggings
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    Button down and oxfords
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    High waisted anything and a 90's shirt
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    Jeans with a tasteful hole and a Deaths Grips t shirt
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    A man bun
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    Joggers
  11. What's your signature impression?

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    Tom Umfrid
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    Thomas C Umfrid
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    Thomas Christopher Umfrid
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    Tom
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    *Tom sound*
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    A Gage email
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    THOMAS
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