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Which Member Of The Silver Stag Are You?

Who would you be if you lived at the Stag? (but be glad that you don't)

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  1. Its dinner time, what are you eating?

    Mussels
    Bacon
    Pasta
    Dominos
    Grape tomatoes and self hatred
    No one has ever seen you eat
    Pasta with pesto
  2. What do you always do before you leave the house?

    Fill up your water bottle
    Fill in your eyebrows
    Make coffee
    Make a bagel
    Drink a shower beer
    Shower
    Lose your keys
  3. What's your drink of choice?

    Water
    Coffee with Almond Joy creamer
    Crown and coke
    Pink Moscato
    Trap juice
    McDonald's sweet tea
    Shower beer again
  4. It's Thursday- are you going to Thirsty's?

    You're either not going at all or you're going belligerently drunk
    You go, drink 4 Nati Lights, and immediately leave
    Yeah, if you don't sleep through it
    You just go
    Only if you're not Master Carping
    I got better places to be
    Never
  5. What's your relationship status?

    Hitting on sexually ambiguous men
    Gay and in a relationship
    Gay and also in a relationship
    Long distance relationship
    Straight and in a relationship
    *Texan accent* Y'all can't tie me down to no one
    Ugh
  6. What's your annoying roommate trait?

    Forcing everyone to recycle
    Emotional dishes texts that always include the phrase "I'm not your mom"
    Leaving dished in the sink
    Leaving a mattress in the alley for 8 monthes
    Being productive much earlier than anyone should
    Taking the nice Keurig when you move out
    Dish hoarding
  7. You're not at home- where are you?

    The design office
    Target
    The stage management office
    The Pink Lady
    Shop
    At work
    Trick question- I AM at home
  8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

    Broadway.
    Working at SNL
    Jim Gage
    Steve Miller
    Corporate
    Doing New Works
    Working by the beach
  9. Strangest Stag memory?

    Laura in the bathtub with the toilet seat covering her tits
    Getting your cookie dough stolen during a party
    Finding cookie dough in your shower bag
    Having your cactus stolen
    Wild Wednesday- if you could remember it
    Having a drunk come into your room, break your mirror and leave
    Pete the Mouse's first sighting
  10. What's your signature wardrobe piece?

    A backpack and Nike white sneakers
    A dad sweeter, bralette, and leggings
    Button down and oxfords
    High waisted anything and a 90's shirt
    Jeans with a tasteful hole and a Deaths Grips t shirt
    A man bun
    Joggers
  11. What's your signature impression?

    Tom Umfrid
    Thomas C Umfrid
    Thomas Christopher Umfrid
    Tom
    *Tom sound*
    A Gage email
    THOMAS

Which Member Of The Silver Stag Are You?

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You're working hard but you're angry about it.

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Sponge queen

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Bad and bougie

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The Steve Miller of the House

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The King of Corporate

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You just want to be in Scotland right now

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Hamster mom

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