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1.A neck scarf with built-in support for taking comfortable naps literally anywhere, because if you need anything in life right now it's probably sleep. It's designed so you sleep upright and at the proper angle so your neck doesn't cramp while traveling.
2.A pack of three oven liners because you're too busy doing other adult stuff to keep that oven of yours clean. Problem solved, these practically clean themselves. Time to make that juicy apple pie now!
3.A collection of attached, collapsible bags you'll use while shopping to separate categories of food. Then they go straight from the cart to the car!
4.A drawer organizer made with rearrangeable sections so you can finally be one of those hyper-clean people who doesn't just shove everything in a drawer. Can't relate.
5.A handy-dandy mop perfect for cleaning your dirty kitchen floors just in time to order in for the third time this week. One life improvement at a time, people!
6.A three-in-one avocado tool that'll slice, extract pits, and scoop all the good stuff into your mouth! *cough* I mean bowl, put it in a bowl first.
8.An EZ Off jar opener for anyone (like me) who spends wayyyy too much time trying to open a can of pickles.
9.A Philips Sonicare Diamond Clean electric toothbrush with a charging cup, three heads, and a charging case so you're prepared to become your dentist's easiest patient. The next time you go in for a cavity check, you'll be thanking your past self for investing in this guy!
10.An efficient slicing device that'll get you the finely chopped vegetables you desire without the culinary arts degree. Plus, all parts are dishwasher safe!
11.An Amazon Echo so you can have a digital personal assistant help you with everything from playing music to calling a cab.
12.A Squatty Potty for a cool tool to help with your stool! But really, if you want to be better at life, be better at pooping!
13.A handy hook so all those multiple trips from the store to your kitchen counter can be a thing of the past.
15.A touchless vacuum that'll work waaaay better than a simple dustpan. Upgrade your life with #science.
16.A giant water flask for finally, finally drinking enough water throughout the day, because who doesn't want to drink out of something that looks so sleek?
17.A handheld steamer so you can stop walking around with wrinkly clothing and start looking like a professional. *Sips tea*
18.A pack of Space Saver bags to make storing your stuff so much easier. And you can use any vacuum cleaner with 'em. Just think of all the things you could have been making tiny this whole time!
19.A to-do list for anything from your groceries to daily tasks so you can be the responsible adult you've always wanted to be (and not forget the milk).
20.A key holder to place near the front door so you never forget the essentials.
21.A Tubshroom that'll catch all your hair before it clogs the drain, so you can take showers without wading in three inches of water.
22.A flippable pan so you can evenly cook your food *and* save yourself from embarrassing pancake mishaps.
23.A set of bottle stands that'll let you flip all your condiments and lotions upside-down, so you can use every last ounce without having to balance or bang unstable bottles on your counter.
24.A multitasking hair barrette so whenever you need something screwed, measured, sawed, or pried, you've got yourself covered!
25.A produce-saving storage container that'll save you money by keeping your food fresh for up to two weeks longer than average. The interior tray helps keep moisture away from produce and the vent technology regulates flow of oxygen and carbon dioxide for the ideal produce environment.
26.A shaper insert so your boots stand tall (to prevent creasing and to create more space on your closet floor).
27.A set of suspenders that'll seamlessly keep your fitted sheets in place. Strapping idea, lads!
28.A subscription to Audible so you can be more well read without ever cracking open a book. You can listen on any device that has the free Audible app!
29.A beard stencil for getting perfectly shaped facial hair, no matter how clumsy you are. It can be used with a long or short beard, with clippers or a razor over the tapered edge.
30.A drain millipede so you can take care of slow-flowing drains with just a few minutes of work, no need to call the plumber. Just make sure you do this after lunch, ok? 😬
31.A waterproof notebook, because shower thoughts are some of your best and you don't want to lose them. Who knows, maybe you'll invent a product that belongs on this list.
32.A pack of Sugru moldable glue to minimize the amount of frayed wires you have to deal with in your home.
33.A pair of amber-tinted glasses for anyone who spends hours in front of a computer. These'll rescue your tired eyes by minimizing eye strain caused by blue light emitted from digital screens and fluorescent lighting.
34.A Lay-n-Go makeup bag so you can keep all of your products easily accessible while staying organized.
35.A protective spray that'll add a layer of protection between you and your shoes so you can wear that cute new pair like a champ, blister free.