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23 Products For Fancy People Who Are Also Totally Lazy

You're fancy AF, but only shop online because leaving the house is overrated.

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1. A pack of luxe 24-karat gold foil sheet masks for a ridiculously classy Cleopatra-style facial that WON'T run you a $750 bill.

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Promising review: "Great product, and just what I needed to make a much cheaper version of a popular face product I have been using. You can mix 2-3 of these sheets and shake them up in a small bottle (20ml) of face oil (almond, rosehip, apricot kernel, rose) and make a radiant serum." —Michelina

They come in little individual squares that you just peel off directly onto your face. Annnnd they're also edible, so they're perfect for fancy cupcake toppers and the like.

Get a set of 20 sheets from Amazon for $9.23.

2. An ultra-soft faux fur blanket that will never leave your (home)body.

Promising review: "I met this blanket on Thursday, we slept together on Friday, got married on Saturday and haven't been apart since! Love..." —Randy A. CascinoGet it from Amazon for $26.95 (available in 13 colors) or a similar blanket from Jet for $19.95.
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Promising review: "I met this blanket on Thursday, we slept together on Friday, got married on Saturday and haven't been apart since! Love..." —Randy A. Cascino

Get it from Amazon for $26.95 (available in 13 colors) or a similar blanket from Jet for $19.95.

3. A classy PJ set that'll have you feeling dino-mite as you crawl into bed. Hurry up and get it quick, before it goes extinct!

Promising review: "These are just the best. They're super comfy, the fabric feels really nice and so far they've held up really well for me. My favorite part of these PJs are the shorts! You can't beat the adorably cute brontosauri all over them." —victoriaGet this set from ModCloth for $35 (available in sizes XS–M).
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Promising review: "These are just the best. They're super comfy, the fabric feels really nice and so far they've held up really well for me. My favorite part of these PJs are the shorts! You can't beat the adorably cute brontosauri all over them." —victoria

Get this set from ModCloth for $35 (available in sizes XS–M).

4. A pair of over-the-knee socks for a little extra coverage during awkward, transitional weather.

When the simplest items in your closet have high style payoff for little effort = lazy girl's dream. 👌Get a pair from Urban Outfitters for $14 or two for $20 (available in one size, and two colors).
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When the simplest items in your closet have high style payoff for little effort = lazy girl's dream. 👌

Get a pair from Urban Outfitters for $14 or two for $20 (available in one size, and two colors).

5. A smiling unicorn designed to transform into a rainbow travel pillow. If this isn't worthy of your love and squishes for life idk what is.

Don't you feel more at peace already? ☺️Get it from ModCloth for $39 or Amazon for $31.25.
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Don't you feel more at peace already? ☺️

Get it from ModCloth for $39 or Amazon for $31.25.

6. A pure silk pillowcase that'll care for your hair and skin while you sleep.

Silk is hypoallergenic, breathable, and can help smooth hair and skin during sleep.Promising review: "My first silk pillow case, and definitely IN HEAVEN! Absolutely not one bad thing to say about this pillowcase! I'm just so sad I waited so long to get one!" —BrittGet it on Amazon for $22.90 (available in six sizes and 27 colors) or a 100% pure mulberry silk pillowcase from Jet for $56.99.
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Silk is hypoallergenic, breathable, and can help smooth hair and skin during sleep.

Promising review: "My first silk pillow case, and definitely IN HEAVEN! Absolutely not one bad thing to say about this pillowcase! I'm just so sad I waited so long to get one!" —Britt

Get it on Amazon for $22.90 (available in six sizes and 27 colors) or a 100% pure mulberry silk pillowcase from Jet for $56.99.

7. A set of delicate white rose string lights to create an optimal atmosphere for ~refined lounging~.

Promising review: "I bought the pink lights! When you get them they look white but when you turn them on they are so cute and shine pink! A wrapped them around my daughters bed post and it looks adorable. They give her room a pink cast with the lights off. LOVE! would recommend!" —KristinGet them from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three colors) or a set from Jet for $14.70.
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Promising review: "I bought the pink lights! When you get them they look white but when you turn them on they are so cute and shine pink! A wrapped them around my daughters bed post and it looks adorable. They give her room a pink cast with the lights off. LOVE! would recommend!" —Kristin

Get them from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three colors) or a set from Jet for $14.70.

8. A decorative mug that'll speak to you inner-self's desire to take things slow.

*raises pinky and pretends to be at a fancy afternoon tea instead of your messy dinner table*Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.
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*raises pinky and pretends to be at a fancy afternoon tea instead of your messy dinner table*

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

9. Herbivore's Blue Tansy mask so relaxing and effective at clearing up your skin, you'll want to use it every time you're feeling blue.

Plus that jar is so fancy and you only have to lift like one finger to use it. Perfect. Promising review: "I am 34 and a big fan of hyaluronic acid and glycolic peel products. Basically, gentle yet effective resurfacing products for the skin. The smell is herbaceous and great. I followed instructions and used this four days in a row. I'm not going to lie, it definitely pulled out deeply embedded pimples that hadn't yet risen to the surface. That's exactly what I wanted without a harsh peel. I was surprised at how quickly it was able to do that. After the initial week, my skin was glowing and so smooth and soft. " —MonicaBostonGet it from Amazon for $48 or from Sephora for $48.Check out a BuzzFeeder's full review to get all the deets!
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Plus that jar is so fancy and you only have to lift like one finger to use it. Perfect.

Promising review: "I am 34 and a big fan of hyaluronic acid and glycolic peel products. Basically, gentle yet effective resurfacing products for the skin. The smell is herbaceous and great. I followed instructions and used this four days in a row. I'm not going to lie, it definitely pulled out deeply embedded pimples that hadn't yet risen to the surface. That's exactly what I wanted without a harsh peel. I was surprised at how quickly it was able to do that. After the initial week, my skin was glowing and so smooth and soft. " —MonicaBoston

Get it from Amazon for $48 or from Sephora for $48.

Check out a BuzzFeeder's full review to get all the deets!

10. A soy candle that'll set the mood by paying tribute to your favorite authors. It's so cool, you'll want to check it out right away, also make sure to book-mark this page before it's too late!

Candles come in "scents" named after the author of each candle's quote.Promising review: "I love the way this candle smells, and it is a quality candle with quality packaging. I bought one as a gift and was so impressed, I bought one for me this time!" —TDGet it from Amazon for $22.88. (available in Charles Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, and Mark Twain).
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Candles come in "scents" named after the author of each candle's quote.

Promising review: "I love the way this candle smells, and it is a quality candle with quality packaging. I bought one as a gift and was so impressed, I bought one for me this time!" —TD

Get it from Amazon for $22.88. (available in Charles Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, and Mark Twain).

11. A pair of personalized pencils with your name in gold, like it *should* be. Time to rest those eyes, how about you go ahead and pencil in your 3rd nap today?

Get it from Breakout Press Co on Etsy for $2.25+ (two-pack) or $7 (six-pack).
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Get it from Breakout Press Co on Etsy for $2.25+ (two-pack) or $7 (six-pack).

12. A floral embroidered, light-as-air, kimono jacket for a criminally stylish method of wearing PJs in public.

Swish, swish, you got places to be.Get it from Urban Outfitters for $149.
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Swish, swish, you got places to be.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $149.

13. A pair of eye-catching metallic Birkenstocks that won't leave your footsies squealing in pain after running a few errands. Sure, it's upsetting you have to leave the house for anything, but the silver-lining is, you're comfortable!

The soft footbed design adds a layer of foam on top of the signature contoured cork footbed for extra cushioning (and extra happiness/sighs of relief).Get them from Nordstrom for $134.95 (available in sizes 5–11, and seven colors), or get a pair from Jet for $99.95 (available in sizes 36–42).
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The soft footbed design adds a layer of foam on top of the signature contoured cork footbed for extra cushioning (and extra happiness/sighs of relief).

Get them from Nordstrom for $134.95 (available in sizes 5–11, and seven colors), or get a pair from Jet for $99.95 (available in sizes 36–42).

14. A silky sleep mask for staying chic even during much needed shut-eye. With this mask, you'll slip into a deep sleep before you know it.

It's nighttime when YOU say it's nighttime.Get it from Nordstrom for $45 (available in ten colors).
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It's nighttime when YOU say it's nighttime.

Get it from Nordstrom for $45 (available in ten colors).

15. A monthly subscription to BomiBox that'll deliver eight full-sized, high-end, K-beauty goods straight to your door! You will never have to leave the house for anything now, you're welcome.

Promising review: "I have several subscriptions but this is by far the BEST. Out of all my subscriptions, this is the one that I can't wait to see next month. I have received several skin care items and I still want more. If you like skincare products as much as I do, you NEED this!" —MicheleSubscribe to BomiBox on Cratejoy for $37.99+ a month!
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Promising review: "I have several subscriptions but this is by far the BEST. Out of all my subscriptions, this is the one that I can't wait to see next month. I have received several skin care items and I still want more. If you like skincare products as much as I do, you NEED this!" —Michele

Subscribe to BomiBox on Cratejoy for $37.99+ a month!

16. A posh sleeping bag modeled after Parisian petticoats, because you're the fanciest slumber party participant out there.

Get it from PB Teen for $169.
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Get it from PB Teen for $169.

17. A piece of home decor that'll say, "I'm fancy enough to have a doormat, but I'm too lazy to care who's at the door."

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $50.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $50.

18. A splurgeworthy Echo Dot speaker system with voice control that will be life-changing in more ways than one!

Promising review: "My brother Robert who has been bed ridden and paralyzed with Multiple Sclerosis from his neck down for more than 30 years now has a new friend named Alexa! He was in tears with happiness when Alexa played '70s music, played Jeopardy, answered all his questions and wakes him up every morning. Thank you Amazon for giving my brother a new bedside companion." —RoyDid I mention it has 72,700+ five star reviews?!Get it from Amazon for $49.99.Still on the look out for smart-home appliances? Check out our review of the best portable speakers on BuzzFeed Reviews!
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Promising review: "My brother Robert who has been bed ridden and paralyzed with Multiple Sclerosis from his neck down for more than 30 years now has a new friend named Alexa! He was in tears with happiness when Alexa played '70s music, played Jeopardy, answered all his questions and wakes him up every morning. Thank you Amazon for giving my brother a new bedside companion." —Roy

Did I mention it has 72,700+ five star reviews?!

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

Still on the look out for smart-home appliances? Check out our review of the best portable speakers on BuzzFeed Reviews!

19. A pair of lace undies designed with a high-waisted vintage cut so you can enjoy ~granny panty comfort~, but like, the sexy kind.

Get it from & Other Stories for $17 (available in sizes 4–8).
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Get it from & Other Stories for $17 (available in sizes 4–8).

20. A set of insulated wine tumblers because nothing says both fancy and lazy like falling asleep on the couch with a spill-proof rosé.

Promising review: "I love these! These are great for the outdoors and also wonderful for casual drinks inside...especially if you have a tendency to knock glasses over (as I do)! The fabulous top keeps the glass from spilling!" —KarenGet an eight pack from Amazon for $36.
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Promising review: "I love these! These are great for the outdoors and also wonderful for casual drinks inside...especially if you have a tendency to knock glasses over (as I do)! The fabulous top keeps the glass from spilling!" —Karen

Get an eight pack from Amazon for $36.

21. A wildly cozy faux fur pillow that'll elevate your decor and soften the room. Fauxget all your other pillows, this will be your new favorite!

Get it from Aerie for $27.96 (available in two colors) or a similar faux fur pillow from Jet for $13.84.
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Get it from Aerie for $27.96 (available in two colors) or a similar faux fur pillow from Jet for $13.84.

22. An adjustable laptop stand that'll be the perfect place to rest the gourmet meal you just ordered to your door. Or, you know, the perfect place to put your wine glass, lol.

Promising review: "I love this thing. It has just the right kind of weight so that it does not tip over while you move around on the bed. If you need to get up off the bed and come back, you wont have to worry about the stability of the table — it works perfectly for what it is designed for. I use this mainly for my laptop at night. The ability to raise and lower it to the desired angle and height is perfect when you're tired and leaning back in bed. I'd recommend this product to anyone who reads, uses laptops, or eats in their bed." —John FergusonGet it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in three colors) or from Jet for $25.99.
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Promising review: "I love this thing. It has just the right kind of weight so that it does not tip over while you move around on the bed. If you need to get up off the bed and come back, you wont have to worry about the stability of the table — it works perfectly for what it is designed for. I use this mainly for my laptop at night. The ability to raise and lower it to the desired angle and height is perfect when you're tired and leaning back in bed. I'd recommend this product to anyone who reads, uses laptops, or eats in their bed." —John Ferguson

Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in three colors) or from Jet for $25.99.

23. And a sophisticated sofa pet bed for your furbaby, who is just as fancy and lazy as you are.

Promising review: "What a wonderful piece of doggie furniture. Very well made, high quality furniture material. Super comfortable and absolutely gorgeous to add to any room decor. It's a comfortable cozy throne!" —ShopperGet it on Amazon for $119.02 or from Jet for $149.99.
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Promising review: "What a wonderful piece of doggie furniture. Very well made, high quality furniture material. Super comfortable and absolutely gorgeous to add to any room decor. It's a comfortable cozy throne!" —Shopper

Get it on Amazon for $119.02 or from Jet for $149.99.

Us fancy folk, after doing the bare minimum.

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