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    23 Products For Fancy People Who Are Also Totally Lazy

    You're fancy AF, but only shop online because leaving the house is overrated.

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    1. A pack of luxe 24-karat gold foil sheet masks for a ridiculously classy Cleopatra-style facial that WON'T run you a $750 bill.

    2. An ultra-soft faux fur blanket that will never leave your (home)body.

    3. A classy PJ set that'll have you feeling dino-mite as you crawl into bed. Hurry up and get it quick, before it goes extinct!

    4. A pair of over-the-knee socks for a little extra coverage during awkward, transitional weather.

    5. A smiling unicorn designed to transform into a rainbow travel pillow. If this isn't worthy of your love and squishes for life idk what is.

    6. A pure silk pillowcase that'll care for your hair and skin while you sleep.

    7. A set of delicate white rose string lights to create an optimal atmosphere for ~refined lounging~.

    8. A decorative mug that'll speak to you inner-self's desire to take things slow.

    9. Herbivore's Blue Tansy mask so relaxing and effective at clearing up your skin, you'll want to use it every time you're feeling blue.

    10. A soy candle that'll set the mood by paying tribute to your favorite authors. It's so cool, you'll want to check it out right away, also make sure to book-mark this page before it's too late!

    11. A pair of personalized pencils with your name in gold, like it *should* be. Time to rest those eyes, how about you go ahead and pencil in your 3rd nap today?

    12. A floral embroidered, light-as-air, kimono jacket for a criminally stylish method of wearing PJs in public.

    13. A pair of eye-catching metallic Birkenstocks that won't leave your footsies squealing in pain after running a few errands. Sure, it's upsetting you have to leave the house for anything, but the silver-lining is, you're comfortable!

    14. A silky sleep mask for staying chic even during much needed shut-eye. With this mask, you'll slip into a deep sleep before you know it.

    15. A monthly subscription to BomiBox that'll deliver eight full-sized, high-end, K-beauty goods straight to your door! You will never have to leave the house for anything now, you're welcome.

    16. A posh sleeping bag modeled after Parisian petticoats, because you're the fanciest slumber party participant out there.

    17. A piece of home decor that'll say, "I'm fancy enough to have a doormat, but I'm too lazy to care who's at the door."

    18. A splurgeworthy Echo Dot speaker system with voice control that will be life-changing in more ways than one!

    19. A pair of lace undies designed with a high-waisted vintage cut so you can enjoy ~granny panty comfort~, but like, the sexy kind.

    20. A set of insulated wine tumblers because nothing says both fancy and lazy like falling asleep on the couch with a spill-proof rosé.

    21. A wildly cozy faux fur pillow that'll elevate your decor and soften the room. Fauxget all your other pillows, this will be your new favorite!

    22. An adjustable laptop stand that'll be the perfect place to rest the gourmet meal you just ordered to your door. Or, you know, the perfect place to put your wine glass, lol.

    23. And a sophisticated sofa pet bed for your furbaby, who is just as fancy and lazy as you are.

    Us fancy folk, after doing the bare minimum.

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