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    25 Gifts For Anyone Whose Mind Is In The Gutter

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    1. A set of six wine bottle condoms that'll have them saying, "chardonheyyyy."

    2. A warm and welcoming candle that'll melt the Grinch's heart.

    3. An adult coloring book called, The Big Adventures Of Tiny Dick for the hilarious dick pic your friends would actually want to receive!

    4. A stocking stuffer with over 20 vibration modes for anyone blessed enough to be on the naughty list this year.

    5. Or a waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 with 11 sucking modes ranging from gentle to intense that'll give "and a happy new year" a whole new meaning.

    6. A bunch of hilarious oven mitts that'll gas up even the most seasoned chef.

    7. An eggplant bottle for anyone who likes to get a little saucy.

    8. A coffee mug that'll stay dirty no matter how often you wash it.

    9. A game described as "basically jizz roulette" for the perfect white elephant gift.

    10. A selfie stick and tripod stand with a wireless remote to help you take better angled nudes. Use the development of technology to our advantage people! Do yourself or your friend a favor, and put an end to neck cramps.

    11. A set of lipsticks, or lipdicks if you will, for a beauty lover with a great sense of humor.

    12. A raunchy book of men doing chores around the house and saying things like, "As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax" — wow someone please bring me a glass of water.

    13. A set of six socks perfect for the Scrooge in your life.

    14. A 60 page checkbook of sexy IOUs and UOMEs so they have a list they'll want to check twice!

    15. A coffee table book that'll be the fastest conversation starter of their life.

    16. A knit cozy for your favorite member of the family. It's officially #SweaterWeather, and you can never be too prepared.

    17. A tea-bagging tea infuser, because who doesn't love a good double entendre.

    18. A cheeky noodle bowl + chopstick set they'll never pho-get.

    19. A complete collection of the Playboy centerfolds from 1953–2016 for anyone who wants a sexy slice of history on their coffee table.

    20. A wine pourer who'll be as excited as they are to be drinking this holiday season.

    21. An interesting twist on a classic book of sex positions, The Llama Sutra coloring book, which is sure to bring some laughter — and education — into their life.

    22. A shower curtain to remind them of the most important step to take before getting wet.

    23. A sandalwood-scented soap-on-a-rope in the form of two big nuts for a stocking stuffer that'll be dirty and clean!

    24. A handmade wired ring so whoever they've got their eyes on won't have to read between the lines.

    25. An exciting holiday sweater that'll win them "most polarizing sweater" at this year's holiday party.

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