19 Gifts For Anyone Whose Mind Is In The Gutter
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1. A set of six wine bottle condoms. That's right, always use protection. In this case, it will protect your wine from spoiling too soon!
2. A set of lipsticks, or lipdicks if you will, for the beauty lover in your life with a great sense of humor.
3. A selfie stick to help you take...better angled nudes? Yes, put an end to those neck cramps and do yourself or your friend a favor — lend an extra hand in the form of this selfie stick.
6. A raunchy book of men doing chores around the house and saying things like, "As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax" — wow someone please bring me a glass of water.
7. A sexy twist on a classic game of truth or dare. Let's be real though, people's dares were always a little naughty!
8. A complete collection of the Playboy centerfolds from 1953–2016 for anyone who wants a sexy slice of history on their coffee table.
11. A knit cozy for your favorite member of the family. It's officially #SweaterWeather, and you can never be too prepared.
13. An interesting twist on a classic book of sex positions, The Llama Sutra coloring book, which is sure to bring some laughter — and education — into your life.
18. A sandalwood-scented soap-on-a-rope in the form of two big nuts, perfect for stuffing any stocking!
19. An exciting holiday sweater that'll win you "most polarizing sweater" at this year's holiday party.
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