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    19 Gifts For Anyone Whose Mind Is In The Gutter

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    1. A set of six wine bottle condoms. That's right, always use protection. In this case, it will protect your wine from spoiling too soon!, Amazon

    Promising review: "So funny, yet practical! They work great. I was a bit skeptical but can honestly say they are as functional as funny! I had a small get together and everyone wanted one! Great job!" —Melissa Reed

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $13.97.

    2. A set of lipsticks, or lipdicks if you will, for the beauty lover in your life with a great sense of humor., Amazon

    Promising review: "I bought these as a joke but they actually have a really impressive formula. They have a semi satin/matte finish and they last ALL day. I mean all day. Not blotchy at all. Plus it causes everyone I share one with to have a nice chuckle." —msgirl08

    Get the set of 12 colors from Amazon for $17.95.

    3. A selfie stick to help you take...better angled nudes? Yes, put an end to those neck cramps and do yourself or your friend a favor — lend an extra hand in the form of this selfie stick.

    On top of you now being able to take :fire: nudes, this selfie stick also has Bluetooth connection, 270-degree rotating head (again those angles tho), and extends up to 31.5 inches!

    Promising review: "This unit looks and feels nice to use, it's simple to operate and works exactly as you'd expect. I really don't see how it could get any better. There is a charging indicator on the end by the charging port as well as the button LED indicator when powering on, connecting, pairing and turning it off as well. You have the ability to adjust anywhere in between the shortest and longest reach and could use it for group photos or even harder to reach areas as well as selfies." —Tweak

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    4. A floral pillow with some not-so-subtle flower petals.

    Throw pillow, as in when grandma comes over, throw this in your closet immediately.

    Get it from Human for $25.99.

    5. Or go for a much more subtle choice within the genitalia category, the feathery vagina pillow.

    Would go great on any gynecologist's waiting-room couch. IMHO.

    Get it from Human for $25.99.

    6. A raunchy book of men doing chores around the house and saying things like, "As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax" — wow someone please bring me a glass of water.

    Promising review: "Hot! Hot! Hot! This was delightful! Hot guys with their shirts off, looking soulfully at you and doing chores." —Sheherazahde

    Get it from Amazon for $9.96.

    7. A sexy twist on a classic game of truth or dare. Let's be real though, people's dares were always a little naughty!

    Promising review: "Husband and I have had such fun with this gift. On one side of each stick is the truth and the other side the dare. Some of the questions are racy and others just funny. Certainly a way to add some laughter and fun in the bedroom." —B

    Get it from Walmart for $14.49 or UncommonGoods for $14.95.

    8. A complete collection of the Playboy centerfolds from 1953–2016 for anyone who wants a sexy slice of history on their coffee table.

    The book begins with the most iconic centerfold of Marilyn Monroe. It continues from there to show the centerfold from every edition from 1953 to February 2016. Plus, this new edition is complete with a new essay written by Elizabeth Wurtzel detailing the evolution of Playboy in the last decade.

    Promising review: "A great collection of beautiful women with about nine years added from the last one. A welcome addition to any collection." —gambitrmp

    Get it from Amazon for $50.97.

    9. A "Feliz Navidaddy" mug guaranteed to wake you up in the morning.

    All the other mugs will honestly be jealous so maybe keep it in a separate cabinet until the new year and things have settled down.

    Get it from Human for $15.99.

    10. Or go for the breast mug money can buy.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

    11. A knit cozy for your favorite member of the family. It's officially #SweaterWeather, and you can never be too prepared.

    Promising review: "I bought this as a gag gift for my fiancé. He laughed for 20 minutes! Says it's easily the best gift he got this year." —Nicolette72

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    12. A checkbook of sexy IOUs and UOMEs for anyone looking to spice things up in the new year.

    Now this is a list you'll want to check twice.

    Promising review: "We love it, so fun! Something different and creative, these checks really help. They give you excellent and hot ideas!" —Alexandra

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    13. An interesting twist on a classic book of sex positions, The Llama Sutra coloring book, which is sure to bring some laughter — and education — into your life.

    Comedy Central

    Having trouble coloring in the lines? No prob-llama, there are no rules here.

    Promising review: "I got this for my friend and her expression when she opened it was priceless. We laughed so much. She loved it!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $4.25.

    14. A gingerbread man ornament that always has something naughty to say.

    Promising review: "Sassy as expected. A big hit with the naughty ones." — Jessica

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95. Available in four styles.

    15. A tea-bagging tea infuser, because who doesn't love a good double entendre.

    Promising review: "Got this as a gag gift for my mom and she thought it was the funniest thing. She drinks a lot of tea and is looking forward to buying more loose leaf now that she has this. The look on her face was priceless when she asked me, 'Why do these look like balls?' I was actually impressed with how well the lid stays attached since it's made of rubber." —Terra Cotta

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95. Available in three colors.

    16. A wine pourer who'll be as excited as we are to be drinking wine this holiday season.

    Promising review: "Perfect gift for my winos! We got many laughs over it." —Robert

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    17. A shower curtain that will remind you of the most important step to take before getting wet.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49.

    18. A sandalwood-scented soap-on-a-rope in the form of two big nuts, perfect for stuffing any stocking!

    Promising review: "As a kid I used to buy my dad soap-on-a-rope all the time so now that I'm an adult I purchased this version of the classic as a gag-gift for my dad. My dad loved it, he got a good laugh out of it. It's packaged very nicely and is a good size bar of soap." —Patricia Zelno

    Get it from Amazon for $12.76.

    19. An exciting holiday sweater that'll win you "most polarizing sweater" at this year's holiday party.


    Promising review: "Maybe it's the sultry, curve hugging knit. Maybe it's the powerful imagery of polar bears doin' what comes natural. Maybe it's just the additional pheromones coming out in my sweat when I wear this thermodynamic wonder. I don't know WHAT it is. But the ladies are lining up around the block, all of a sudden." —K. Henderson

    Get it from Amazon for $28.55 (available in sizes S–XL).

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    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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