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    23 Reasons Shoshanna Shapiro Is The Heroine Our Generation Needs

    Happy Shosh Hashanah, y'all.

    Shoshanna Shapiro is a heroine for the ages.

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    And today, SHOSH HASHANAH, is her day.

    1. She is FEARLESS.

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    Even on crack, she sets high goals for herself.

    2. She is ERUDITE.

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    Literary references at brunch, math student by trade, and all-time hair-styling genius. We envy your beautiful mind, Shoshanna.

    3. (Seriously, Shoshanna is a hair WIZARD. A hair WIZARDESS.)

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    No girl, you do.

    4. And she does NOT suffer basic bitches lightly.

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    Marnie deserved it.

    5. Shoshanna Shapiro is never afraid to say what's on everyone's mind.

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    No, you are, Shoshy.

    6. ... especially after a few glasses of Martini Rossi.

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    *Snap snap.* Now what, Hannah? You gonna put that on your blog?

    7. Shosh demands her personal space like a QUEEN.

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    Step aside, boys. Shosh is connecting with her spiritual side.

    8. She deals with her emotions through vigorous exercise...

    Chairs are replaceable, MENTAL HEALTH IS FOREVER.

    9. ... and always keeps her chin up on her quest for true love.

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    We love products too, Shosh. We love products too.

    10. She sets the bar damn high for the men in her life.

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    Throw in some Twizzlers while you're at it, RAY.

    11. And always keeps an eye on her business.

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    Throwing shade with just her gaze.

    12. Shosh is honest about her weaknesses...

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    It's alright, Shosh, we have our baggage too.

    13. ... and grateful for all of her gifts.

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    Cleansing that aura like a boss.

    14. And she will always tell you how she really feels.

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    Sometimes the truth hurts, babe.

    15. Shosh is a creative, curious spirit...

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    Obvi a spoon: a pillowy metal cloud.

    16. ... but she's no bubbly airhead.

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    You need a new recipe, Marnie.

    17. And she takes no crap from the patriarchy.

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    Hear that, Congress? This girl has sexual intercourse and she's still a STAR.

    18. Shosh speaks truth to power...

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    A GLORIA STEINEM FOR OUR GENERATION.

    19. ... and to her friends.

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    When the sunglasses come off, you know Shosh means business.

    20. Shosh knows herself.

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    Not interested? Your loss, dude.

    21. Shosh knows the Law.

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    Shosh Brockovich.

    22. And Shosh knows how to handle her feelings like a grown-ass woman.

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    Look at that HAT. This girl deserves royalty, not a man in a t-shirt.

    23. Shoshanna Shapiro will always call it like it is.

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    Don't hold back, girl.

    Keep living your truth, Shoshanna. YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR.

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