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    This Is What Happens When You Reply To Tinder Guys With Jane Austen Quotes

    What's a girl gotta swipe to find her Darcy, am I right?

    1. "Landon" was all sense and no sensibility.

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    Coffee frog to you too, buddy.

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    2. Jack got ZERO Darcy points.

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    3. Justin was just all over it:

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    From 0 to marriage proposal, with Austen-esque speed.

    4. Deezyy knew how to treat a lady right:

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    5. Junior was up for all of my important nothings:

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    6. Daniel convinced me that modern love is dead:

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    Sigh.

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    7. Shasta just went for it:

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    (My bio was "It is a truth universally acknowledged that you will swipe right." Duh.)

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    8. Alex thought he was on another level. (He wasn't.)

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    Austen > Lovecraft, come on.

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    9. This guy took himself way too seriously:

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    I did not come here for a lesson in utilitarianism, guy.

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    10. Tomas wanted to create some world literature together:

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    11. Robert turned to other means of pleasure:

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    12. Daniel couldn't rise to the occasion:

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    ::face palm::

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    13. And this guy just had NO chat:

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    14. Armen didn't understand the concept of misandry:

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    15. And Jonathan deserves to find true love:

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