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This Is What Happens When You Reply To Tinder Guys With Jane Austen Quotes

What's a girl gotta swipe to find her Darcy, am I right?

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1. "Landon" was all sense and no sensibility.

Coffee frog to you too, buddy.
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Coffee frog to you too, buddy.

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2. Jack got ZERO Darcy points.

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3. Justin was just all over it:

From 0 to marriage proposal, with Austen-esque speed.
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From 0 to marriage proposal, with Austen-esque speed.

4. Deezyy knew how to treat a lady right:

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5. Junior was up for all of my important nothings:

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6. Daniel convinced me that modern love is dead:

Sigh.
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Sigh.

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7. Shasta just went for it:

(My bio was "It is a truth universally acknowledged that you will swipe right." Duh.)
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(My bio was "It is a truth universally acknowledged that you will swipe right." Duh.)

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8. Alex thought he was on another level. (He wasn't.)

Austen > Lovecraft, come on.
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Austen > Lovecraft, come on.

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9. This guy took himself way too seriously:

I did not come here for a lesson in utilitarianism, guy.
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I did not come here for a lesson in utilitarianism, guy.

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10. Tomas wanted to create some world literature together:

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11. Robert turned to other means of pleasure:

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12. Daniel couldn't rise to the occasion:

::face palm::
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::face palm::

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13. And this guy just had NO chat:

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14. Armen didn't understand the concept of misandry:

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15. And Jonathan deserves to find true love:

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