1. "Landon" was all sense and no sensibility.

2. Jack got ZERO Darcy points.

3. Justin was just all over it:

4. Deezyy knew how to treat a lady right:

5. Junior was up for all of my important nothings:

6. Daniel convinced me that modern love is dead:

7. Shasta just went for it:

8. Alex thought he was on another level. (He wasn't.)

9. This guy took himself way too seriously:

10. Tomas wanted to create some world literature together:

11. Robert turned to other means of pleasure:

12. Daniel couldn't rise to the occasion:

13. And this guy just had NO chat:

14. Armen didn't understand the concept of misandry:

15. And Jonathan deserves to find true love:
