This Is What Happens When You Reply To Tinder Guys With Jane Austen Quotes

What's a girl gotta swipe to find her Darcy, am I right?

Posted on December 11, 2014, 22:59 GMT

Jennifer Schaffer

1. "Landon" was all sense and no sensibility.

Coffee frog to you too, buddy.

2. Jack got ZERO Darcy points.

3. Justin was just all over it:

From 0 to marriage proposal, with Austen-esque speed.

4. Deezyy knew how to treat a lady right:

5. Junior was up for all of my important nothings:

6. Daniel convinced me that modern love is dead:

Sigh.

7. Shasta just went for it:

(My bio was "It is a truth universally acknowledged that you will swipe right." Duh.)

8. Alex thought he was on another level. (He wasn't.)

Austen > Lovecraft, come on.

9. This guy took himself way too seriously:

I did not come here for a lesson in utilitarianism, guy.

10. Tomas wanted to create some world literature together:

11. Robert turned to other means of pleasure:

12. Daniel couldn't rise to the occasion:

::face palm::

13. And this guy just had NO chat:

14. Armen didn't understand the concept of misandry:

15. And Jonathan deserves to find true love: