51 Reasons Living In Chicago Ruins You For Life

I'm not gonna lie... a lot of the reasons are food.

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23. Because the streets are kept clean.

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Hey, other major cities! There's this thing we have in Chicago called "alleys." It means you don't have to put your trash on the sidewalk! I know. Novel.

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The original image included here was from Lollapalooza Brazil.

No city could ever compare to Chicago. Its beauty and charm and deliciousness have ruined you for life. You might as well stay forever.