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Lobsters' Mating Habits Will Make You Feel Better About Your Love Life

They pee out of their faces, guys. THEIR FACES.

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We need to talk about lobsters. We need to talk about lobsters NOW. Because lobsters are insane. They are the weirdest f**king creatures to scuttle this hallowed earth. They are literally grumpy pee-savoring cannibals, boogeying across the ocean floor.

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Not only do lobsters ~get it on~ by peeing, they also fight by peeing on each other. From those pee-holes on their faces.

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Hey George how's it goin'--- OH GOD, YOU'RE PEEING ON ME, IS THIS A COME-ON OR DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? GEORGE???