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11 Philosophical Rejection Lines For That Dude At The Bar

I think therefore I am not going home with you.

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The Heraclitus.

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The Nietzsche.

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The Democritus.

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The Aristotle.

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The Berkeley.

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The Descartes.

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The John Stuart Mill.

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The Leibniz.

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The Plato.

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The Kierkegaard.

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The Socrates.

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