Can We Please Come Together As A Nation And Agree To Be Done With These 11 Food Trends?

Bring Back Normal Food 2018.

Oh 2017: we lived, we laughed, we loved our Instagrammable food — but now, I think it's time to cool it.

Starting with these 12 food trends...

1. Unicorn anything

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Literally just eye candy, imho.

2. And also, while we're at it, rainbow stuff, too

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Look, I know Skittles was all "Taste the rainbow," but hopefully I'm not crushing dreams here by saying that you actually can't.

3. Ice cream donuts

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Great in theory, ill-advised in digestive practice.

4. Spaghetti donuts

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Normal 👏 donuts 👏 are 👏 fine 👏 just 👏 the 👏 way 👏 they 👏 are. 👏

5. Lattes served in waffle cones

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Let's just remember that the cone thing like BARELY works for normal ice cream.

6. Sushirritos

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Solid concept, but it's basically chewing a too-big piece of sushi the whole time.

7. Sushi donuts

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Another don't-nut.

8. The "avolatte"

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S/o to the genius who found a way to repurpose avocado peels, and no one else.

9. Anything served in a lightbulb

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Plus, these look like a nightmare for anyone to clean.

10. Extremely excessive milkshakes

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It's extra and you know it.

11. Frosé

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Or as I like to call it, overcomplicated wine.

This post was translated from French.