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    Sex When You're In Your Twenties Compared To Sex In Your Thirties

    Let's just get this over with.

    In your twenties: No longer than 6 minutes because that essay that's due is not going to write itself.

    In your thirties: As. Long. As. Possible.

    In your twenties: expensive and revealing.

    In your thirties: literally whatever.

    In your twenties: Let's do all of it!

    In your thirties: Honestly? Over it. 💅 💅 💅

    In your twenties: All the time, whenever possible, in the evening, in the morning, at night, in the afternoon, then again in the afternoon...

    In your thirties: laziness.

    In your twenties: appointment with your waxer every 7th and 16th of the month for the "full treatment."

    In your thirties: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    In your twenties: wherever there aren't parents/roommates.

    In your thirties: In bed. Where else?

    In your twenties: We are going to stay together for the rest of our lives.

    In your thirties: Let's just enjoy the moment.

    In your twenties: We're making stuff up nobody has ever EVEN SEEN before!

    In your thirties: I just want to be comfortable.

    This post was translated from French.