This is day 1 of what better be a long, pain-free coexistence.
Insert opera singing here.
Milshake is telling everyone to have a great day.
When animals re-enact famous religious paintings. (Insert angelic sounds here)
I found him abandoned in the bushes. Fleas were sucking him dry. He wakes me up by biting my face. His tongue is too big for his mouth. He hates kids. Heloves dogs.