jenniferl123

Oh man. The post-Columbine fear of black clothing and makeup was HORRENDOUS.

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Back in the early aughts, peasant blouses were in style for a while, many with elastic necklines so you had the option to wear them on or off your shoulders. Of course bare shoulders were against dress code, because god forbid we know how girls’ arms attach to their torsos. I was… Read More

Penetrative sex is the most intimate form of sex that exists. There was no indication that oral sex would be as emotionally complicated as it was. Also, being taught that we are inherently sexual, as positive as that would prove to be in terms of removing the stigma against indulging… Read More

Ranga comes to mind.

I should also add: the price of gravesites in many cemeteries is upwards of $10k at present. I have a friend whose partner died and requested to be inurned in a mausoleum at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, and the niche in said mausoleum literally cost him $20k. $20k for a hole in… Read More

I’ll do it at home too. It’s just so easy!

I run a Christmas tree lot in Beverly Hills, and our customers are super fancy celebrity types. A rather famous dermatologist tried to get a refund on their tree because I didn’t tell them they had to water it. This person has a doctorate, and yet they couldn’t figure out how Christmas… Read More

My magical little rescue kitty at 15! I originally named her Leicester (I was in a Tudors phase), but over time her name became Smalls, aka Small Ball, Kitty Smalls, and Dr. Smally Peppers.

I joked about having a brain tumor for years and, oops, turns out I was right. I was diagnosed with a choroid plexus papilloma in my 4th ventricle that was about the size of a golf ball when they ripped the sucker out. That type of tumor accounts for fewer than .1% of intracranial… Read More