The frozen pepperoni Kirkland pizzas are THE BEST FROZEN PIZZAS. They are pretty cheap, come four to a pack, and you literally sometimes get so many pepperonis that you have to artfully arrange them to get them all to fit. You will have to arrange the pepperonis if you want an even distribution. The crust is a good medium between thin crust and regular. My only issue is that they are very greasy, so I have to do that 90s thing of dabbing off the grease with a paper towel. I also really like their chicken dumplings. It takes under 2 minutes to cook them in the microwave and they come with dipping sauce.

#2 was a pretty good game. “I love fucking, college guys!” “I love fucking college, guys!” It’s a weird place to put that anyway, as it is modifying “college” and not “love” and so I also have no idea what a “fucking college” is. Slut school?

When I was in grade school, they would sometimes serve a “taco in a bag” for lunch. It was pretty much a small bag of Fritos where they put in taco toppings like beef, tomatoes, cheese, etc, and you ate it with a spoon.