#2 was a pretty good game. “I love fucking, college guys!” “I love fucking college, guys!” It’s a weird place to put that anyway, as it is modifying “college” and not “love” and so I also have no idea what a “fucking college” is. Slut school?

When I was in grade school, they would sometimes serve a “taco in a bag” for lunch. It was pretty much a small bag of Fritos where they put in taco toppings like beef, tomatoes, cheese, etc, and you ate it with a spoon.