1. 1. In The Bathroom
It’s gross. You really shouldn’t need much more explanation than that, but in case you do, I’ll elaborate. Don’t write status updates about pooping and don’t take pictures of yourself in the bathroom. The only exception to this rule is if you have become trapped in a bathroom and a Facebook status is somehow your only hope for escape.
Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo from a public bathroom. Which, first, ew. But also, where are your shoes, woman?!
Along the same lines, people please stop talking about what your kids do in the bathroom. It is truly horrific.
This fine young man updated his status during a stand off with police. This particular status was to assure his Facebook friends that his hostage was in good spirits.
While the jury was out on this gentleman’s trial, a friend asked him on Facebook how he thought things were going. He replied, “Yeah I think I get away with it tbh.” Unfortunately that counted as new evidence, and the MENSA member was forced to change his plea to guilty.
At a funeral home on FourSquare.
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