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    People On Twitter Are Joking About A "Secret Third Thing," And It's More Entertaining Than It Should Be

    Not outwardly funny or easy to understand, but a secret third thing.

    A new meme format has taken over Twitter, and it has me considering the ✨duality✨ of everything in life.

    People are basically tweeting, "I'm not this or that, but a secret third thing." It all started when user @snafuqd tweeted this:

    Twitter: @snafuqd

    Really makes you think...

    The tweet blew up a bit, and everyone started to jump on the meme format with their own twists. Here are 27 of the best I've seen, in no particular order. Hope you enjoy them!

    1.

    not a swiftie or a taylor swift hater but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @dontblameklara

    2.

    not being productive, not relaxing, but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @teresempierre

    3.

    neither flopping nor slaying but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @c0wgirlonline

    4.

    Diaspora poetry be like: Not from here, not from there, but rather a secret third thing.

    Twitter: @turkmenzadeh

    5.

    Im not cis and not trans but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @bugposting

    6.

    i dont like tits or ass but a third more sinister thing

    Twitter: @cnnr333

    7.

    not a student or employee but a mysterious third thing

    Twitter: @drawrof1

    8.

    we saw you from across the bar and we really dig ur vibe. my boyfriend and i are looking for a secret, more complex third thing

    Twitter: @daughter_ion

    9.

    Not a W not an L but a third secret thing

    Twitter: @s4m31p4n

    10.

    not single, not in a relationship, but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @maddygould15

    11.

    Not correlation nor causation, but a secret, third thing

    Twitter: @alexkyllo

    12.

    not a poet, or a scholar, but a secret, way more pretentious third thing

    Twitter: @tildacullen

    13.

    not a wave or a particle but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @martinmbauer

    14.

    This tweet format isn't funny or interesting but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @haramcart

    15.

    not peeing or doing drugs in the club bathroom cubicle but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @tobyomi

    16.

    I am neither joking nor serious but rather a secret third thing and if u get it ur a genius

    Twitter: @bydecki

    17.

    Not soup or salad but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @bmurrrph

    18.

    not an elder emo or a gen z emo, but a secret, third cringe thing

    Twitter: @diemaddiabetic

    19.

    closeted bisexuals be like im neither gay nor straight but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @siiiymonkey

    20.

    Not coke or pepsi but a secret third thing This is my impression of if I ran the mtn dew twitter account

    Twitter: @soupinthering

    21.

    early september: neither summer nor fall but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @lindsaylerman

    22.

    not a secret third thing but actually one of the first 2 things

    Twitter: @aoife_bee_

    23.

    not a zoomer or a millennial but a secret way more annoying third thing

    Twitter: @NotCamDennis

    24.

    Grocery clerk: paper or plastic? Me: a secret third thing

    Twitter: @s4m31p4n

    25.

    neither hot dog style nor hamburger style but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @bigottimerush

    26.

    Not delivery or digiorno but a secret third thing

    Twitter: @lacroixcommie

    And finally, 27.

    not a hunter not a gatherer, but a secret third more depressed thing

    Twitter: @salamayorr

    What do you think? Let me know in the comments.