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    People On Twitter Are Saying "Hey" (With Intentions), And They Are Actually Pretty Damn Funny

    Hey (with the intention of getting you to read this listicle).

    If you've been on Twitter lately, you've probably seen a lot of "hey (with the intention of)" tweets.

    hey (with the intention of owning cats with you)

    Twitter: @var_un_peace

    The trend all started earlier this month, when user @shawtygf222 tweeted this:

    heyyy (with intentions of marriage)

    Twitter: @shawtygf222

    As Know Your Meme explains perfectly, "the template typically pokes fun at the poster's ulterior motives when opening a conversation."

    hey (with the intention of watching barbie together)

    Twitter: @its_dee0304

    Here are 25 of the best tweets within this trend that I've seen, in no particular order. Hope you enjoy them:

    1.

    Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

    Twitter: @kysadilla

    2.

    hey (with the intention of asking u to get a cup of water for me cuz i’m already soooo cozy in bed and don’t want to move)

    Twitter: @chrissychlapp

    3.

    hey [with the intention of watching you piss]

    Twitter: @tofutticutti

    4.

    hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)

    Twitter: @fruitdotcom

    5.

    hey [with the intention of taking you to the rainforest cafe]

    Twitter: @impossiblyeve

    6.

    Hey (with the intention of hitting your vape)

    Twitter: @ivan_HB17

    7.

    hey (with the intention of asking for an internship)

    Twitter: @shreyanshclub

    8.

    hey (with the intention of sending you useless tiktoks, memes and insignificant details of my day)

    Twitter: @laurenramlal_

    9.

    hey (with the intention of anonymously asking on instagram if you’ve left the church)

    Twitter: @natmypresident

    10.

    Hey (with the intention of just following up to see if you saw my email from the other day? No worries if not!)

    Twitter: @punsnparticles

    11.

    Hey boss (with the intention of staying home today)

    Twitter: @_kmaharaj

    12.

    hey [with the intention of forcing you to listen to mitski]

    Twitter: @mitskiIeaks

    13.

    hey (with the intention of asking you if you have read the percy jackson series) (will force you to read it if you still haven't)

    Twitter: @ohgreekgod

    14.

    hey (with the intention of going to build a bear workshop together)

    Twitter: @wuvhart

    15.

    hey (with the intention of showing you the reputation is about karlie kloss powerpoint)

    Twitter: @gayoldttea

    16.

    hey (with the intention of falling deeply in love after a 2 week talking stage)

    Twitter: @bobbyteriyaki

    17.

    hey (with the intention of sitting together in silence)

    Twitter: @zahracadabra

    18.

    men in my DMs: hey (with the intention of sending an unsolicited dick pic)

    Twitter: @slutpilled

    19.

    hey hey you you [with the intention of not liking your girlfriend]

    Twitter: @licensedt0iII

    20.

    hey (with the intention of severe codependency)

    Twitter: @dreamergirl2727

    21.

    hey [with the intention of asking you to lift me to crowdsurf]

    Twitter: @notsixela

    22.

    hey (with the intention of gossiping)

    Twitter: @cathedralslut

    23.

    Hey (with the intention of not replying)

    Twitter: @RondellDSealey

    24.

    Hey (with the intention to borrow some money)

    Twitter: @shouryyyy

    And finally, 25.

    hey (with the intention of ghosting you because I’m emotionally unavailable)

    Twitter: @zahirarawat

    What's the best "hey (with the intention of)" tweet you've seen? Let me know in the comments.