A new meme trend has taken over Twitter, and basically, people are joking about what you should have "by age 30."
It all started when this guy unironically tweeted this:
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
As you can imagine, the tweet quickly spawned a meme format, and users started to weigh in on what exactly should happen "by age 30."
I've rounded up 22 of the best tweets, LOL. Hope you enjoy them:
1.
By the age of 30, you should know your ABCs by heart
2.
by age 30 you should have a glock in your rari
3.
By the age of 30 you should have friends who on Friday night are dressed to kill down at Dino's Bar and Grill
4.
By age 30 you should have graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades
5.
By the age of 30 you should have anxiety, and an emotional support pet that also has anxiety
6.
Male comedians be like: “by age 30, you should be attending your girlfriend’s kindergarten graduation”
7.
by the age of 30 you should have a therapist you always reschedule on, a big bag of spinach in the fridge that always goes bad before you get to it, and at least one stagnant 401k that you haven’t merged after changing jobs
8.
By the age of 30 you should own, not rent, OWN a bouncy castle. This is a time when you should be building equity. The only way to beat inflation is with inflatables.
9.
by the age of 30 you should have a favorite pen you won’t let anyone use, a cache of pretty notebooks you’re saving for a special occasion, and at least one piece of media you rewatch endlessly for comfort
10.
by the age of 30 you should have a room with yellow wallpaper and a… wait what was that I saw something move
11.
By the age of 30 you should be able to walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
12.
By the age of 30 you should have at least one large emotional support box of obsolete* cables. * but you know they aren't.
13.
by the age of 30 you should have at least 3-5 feral raccoons as your best friends
14.
by age 30 you should have a sick ass jacket people identify you by
15.
By the age of 30 you should have one friend who is a little frog
16.
by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil
17.
by the age of 30 you should no longer be a burden to your parents with no money and no prospects
18.
By the age of 30 you should have one, two, three and to the four. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door. Ready to make an entrance, so back on up, because you know we’re about to rip shit up. Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble, Compton and Long Beach tog
19.
By the age of 30 you should not have any friends
20.
By the age of 30, you should have at least 5 web browsers with over 100 tabs opened that you don't have any plan to actually read.
21.
by age 30 you should be a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and a heart of a fighter
And finally, 22.
by the age of 30, you shouldn't