"Let me fat in peace."

Jen Abidor • 15 hours ago

"I'll never forget how much I mean to you..."

Jen Abidor • 2 days ago

"Can someone please kill Hiram Lodge?"

Jen Abidor • 3 days ago

You've seen those dimples for years, actually!

Jen Abidor • 5 days ago

Father of the year!

Jen Abidor • 6 days ago

To all the tweets he's sent before.

Jen Abidor • 7 days ago

"True love might exist I was just hungry."

Jen Abidor • 9 days ago

"Let D'Arcy Carden host the Oscars."

Jen Abidor • 9 days ago

"I love Riverdale. I don't know what's happening. Riverdale is great."

Jen Abidor • 10 days ago

Way fewer murders, way fewer abs.

Jen Abidor • 10 days ago

"The Holiday" would just be an AirBnb rental.

Jen Abidor • 12 days ago

"For women who eat, not ladies who lunch."

Jen Abidor • 13 days ago

Update: Netflix heard us and it's not going anywhere!

Jen Abidor • 13 days ago

"I went up to Zac Efron...and I told him that I liked his work."

Jen Abidor • 15 days ago

"Why is there no Black Friday for bills?"

Jen Abidor • 16 days ago

Fa la la la la!

Jen Abidor • 18 days ago

"I was like, 'This guy's a star!'"

Jen Abidor • 19 days ago

Justice for Jessica Stanley!

Jen Abidor • 20 days ago

It's harder than you'd think!

Jen Abidor • 25 days ago

You can only be the princess of one!

Jen Abidor • 25 days ago