Confession time: I spend a lot more of my time thinking about Train than I'd like to admit. Like, did you know there are this many people in Train????
Train, if you're somehow unfamiliar, is a band that became famous in 2001 with the song "Drops of Jupiter," which is about talking like summer and walking like rain and painting with all the colors of the wind maybe?
The lead singer is named Patrick Monahan, but he will be referred to as TRAIN for the remainder of this post to make things easier.
TRAIN is very active on Twitter, and spends time answering *burning* questions from inquiring minds like myself. Recently, someone asked TRAIN a question I've had for many moons: Is Virginia of "Meet Virginia" fame based on a real person or nah? This is what TRAIN said.
"She's real parts of real woman that make up a woman that I've always wanted to meet."
Well, if that is the case, I am here to help you find your IRL Virginia, TRAIN! Thank me later. Ladies, please take a moment to check all answers that apply to you so that I can send the best match to TRAIN:
You don't own a dressYour hair is always a messCatch you stealin' you won't confessYou're beautifulYou smoke a pack a day(Wait that's Train, but anyway)You don't care a thing about that hairYou think Train is beautifulYou never compromiseYou love babiesAnd surprises(And...surprise babies???)You wear high heels when you exerciseYou want to be the queenJK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEENYour daddy wrestles alligatorsYour mama works on carboratorsYour brother is a fine mediator for the presidentYou hate to be aloneYou like to sit at home and rip on the presidentYou want to live your lifeJK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA LIVE THIS LIFEYou only drink coffee at midnightYour timing is quite...unusual???Your confidence is tragicYour intuition tho... it's MAGIC!The shape of your body is unusual (like your timing)You want to be the queen againJK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEENYOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEENYOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEEN