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Train Reveals Who Inspired Virginia In "Meet Virginia"

She sounds god awful, TBH.

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Confession time: I spend a lot more of my time thinking about Train than I'd like to admit. Like, did you know there are this many people in Train????

Train, if you're somehow unfamiliar, is a band that became famous in 2001 with the song "Drops of Jupiter," which is about talking like summer and walking like rain and painting with all the colors of the wind maybe?

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TRAIN is very active on Twitter, and spends time answering *burning* questions from inquiring minds like myself. Recently, someone asked TRAIN a question I've had for many moons: Is Virginia of "Meet Virginia" fame based on a real person or nah? This is what TRAIN said.

She's real parts of real woman that make up a woman that I've always wanted to meet https://t.co/WOEUpAOyhW

So, to clarify, no she's not a real woman. She just has many qualities that REAL women have...

Well, if that is the case, I am here to help you find your IRL Virginia, TRAIN! Thank me later. Ladies, please take a moment to check all answers that apply to you so that I can send the best match to TRAIN:

  1. Could you date Train?
    Republic Records

    Check all Train's major turn-ons that apply to you.

    Check
    You don't own a dress
    Check
    Your hair is always a mess
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    Catch you stealin' you won't confess
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    You're beautiful
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    You smoke a pack a day
    Check
    (Wait that's Train, but anyway)
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    You don't care a thing about that hair
    Check
    You think Train is beautiful
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    You never compromise
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    You love babies
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    And surprises
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    (And...surprise babies???)
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    You wear high heels when you exercise
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    You want to be the queen
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    JK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEEN
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    Your daddy wrestles alligators
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    Your mama works on carborators
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    Your brother is a fine mediator for the president
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    You hate to be alone
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    You like to sit at home and rip on the president
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    You want to live your life
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    JK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE
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    You only drink coffee at midnight
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    Your timing is quite...unusual???
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    Your confidence is tragic
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    Your intuition tho... it's MAGIC!
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    The shape of your body is unusual (like your timing)
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    You want to be the queen again
    Check
    JK YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEEN
    Check
    YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEEN
    Check
    YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE QUEEN

Basically you need to be a pants-wearing, messy, law-breaking, pretty, smoking, stubborn, baby-loving, impractical-gym-dressing, late-night-coffee-drinking, unusual person whose family enjoys alligators, carborators and the president and really can't fucking decide whether she wants to be the QUEEN or not. Good luck with that!

 
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