Even though Simone Biles is an Olympic gold medalist and clap back pro, she's also just a regular 19-year-old girl — which means she had to get her wisdom teeth out just like the rest of us unathletic lazies.
If you've ever had your wisdom teeth out, you know that the painkillers can leave you feeling very special after the whole ordeal.
You can only eat certain foods...
...but mostly, you start acting loopy AF.
When Simone said she had a "funny video" I thought I'd laugh a bit, maybe let out a brief "hehe" or even text someone a half-hearted "LOLOL." I didn't realize it would change me forever as a human being. Welcome to the best 27 seconds of your life:
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. Simone revealed that she has 14 minutes of footage, which means we all might be #blessed with more of this fantastic content.
K, I'll just be over here waiting for the sequel with the rest of America, thanks so much!