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This "SpongeBob" Theory Might Ruin Your Whole Damn Childhood

CRINGING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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Are you ready, kids? This is about to mess up your whole damn day.

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So, you know Mr. Krabs and Pearl right?

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Well, one of the biggest unsolved SpongeBob mysteries has been about Pearl's parentage.

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Did Mr. Krabs adopt Pearl as his whale baby? Is she his stepdaughter? Is she his biological daughter? WHAT'S THE DEAL?

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There's a theory going around that's about to ruin your childhood as you know it. While the origin appears to be this Reddit thread, it's had a resurgence on Twitter this week. You ready for it?

Mr. Krabs isn't Pearls real dad, he's her SUGAR DADDY! Why do you think she only calls him "daddy" & all she ever wants is money to shop

Wait...whaaaat?

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All together now: EWWWWWWWW.

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But also, HMMMMMMMM? Could it be...true? There's no denying Mr. Krabs has plenty of cash to spare:

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And Pearl definitely really likes both spending money and asking Mr. Krabs for it...

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People on Twitter are very *mixed* about whether or not this theory is actually plausible. Some have pointed out that Mr. Krabs uses the word "daughter" on the show...

@jordansadlerrr From the episode "tutor sauce" on the spongebob wiki

But that might not really mean anything...

@Veil_SSB @jordansadlerrr To be fair that's still not definitive evidence. In some sugar baby relationships they us… https://t.co/lKti9BJahm

Others point out that Nickelodeon doesn't shy away from dirty jokes:

@Veil_SSB @Chuck_Normis @jordansadlerrr Spongebob has all kinds of crude jokes though it's not like they can outrig… https://t.co/BVP8DhVNYh

But then again, there is this *slightly* damning evidence...

Still, it all really makes you wonder...

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  1. So, is Mr. Krabs actually Pearl's sugar daddy?

    So, is Mr. Krabs actually Pearl's sugar daddy? 
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    NO THAT IS GROSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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    It's a Nickelodeon joke that's not explicit but still kindaaa true.
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So, is Mr. Krabs actually Pearl's sugar daddy?
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    OMG YES.
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    NO THAT IS GROSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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    It's a Nickelodeon joke that's not explicit but still kindaaa true.

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