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This "SpongeBob" Theory Might Ruin Your Whole Damn Childhood

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There's a theory going around that's about to ruin your childhood as you know it. While the origin appears to be this Reddit thread, it's had a resurgence on Twitter this week. You ready for it?

Mr. Krabs isn't Pearls real dad, he's her SUGAR DADDY! Why do you think she only calls him "daddy" & all she ever wants is money to shop

People on Twitter are very *mixed* about whether or not this theory is actually plausible. Some have pointed out that Mr. Krabs uses the word "daughter" on the show...

@jordansadlerrr From the episode "tutor sauce" on the spongebob wiki

But that might not really mean anything...

@Veil_SSB @jordansadlerrr To be fair that's still not definitive evidence. In some sugar baby relationships they us… https://t.co/lKti9BJahm

Others point out that Nickelodeon doesn't shy away from dirty jokes:

@Veil_SSB @Chuck_Normis @jordansadlerrr Spongebob has all kinds of crude jokes though it's not like they can outrig… https://t.co/BVP8DhVNYh

But then again, there is this *slightly* damning evidence...

  1. So, is Mr. Krabs actually Pearl's sugar daddy?

    OMG YES.
    NO THAT IS GROSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
    It's a Nickelodeon joke that's not explicit but still kindaaa true.

This "SpongeBob" Theory Might Ruin Your Whole Damn Childhood

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So, is Mr. Krabs actually Pearl's sugar daddy?
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    OMG YES.
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    NO THAT IS GROSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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    It's a Nickelodeon joke that's not explicit but still kindaaa true.

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