Imagine you're Justin Bieber and you're bored AF in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday. You think to yourself, "I bet my 86.8 million Instagram followers would love to see a selfie right now..."
The crowd goes wild! So you're like, "Hmm, I wonder if they'd like one that's shifted to the left a little..."
And, oh boy, THEY DO. THEY REALLY DO. So moments later you're emboldened to take this selfie closer than ever before...
AND EVEN CLOSER...
And before you know it, your Instagram feed looks like this:
justin bieber is really trying to have a cool instagram theme and it's just not working out but who's gonna tell him
You've created a new form of art and it's chillingly beautiful.
Then you go *live* on Instagram, because your followers need to experience life with you. You've had a lot of iced coffee and you NEED THE PEOPLE TO KNOW:
Thank you for blessing us all on a Tuesday, Justin.
