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    Updated on May 9, 2019. Posted on May 8, 2019

    Everyone's Making The Same "Riverdale" And Royal Baby Jokes And I'm Obsessed With Them All

    "Archie, Earl of Riverdale."

    As you may have heard, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, aka the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, gave birth to a baby boy this week and just revealed his name...*drumroll please* is Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

    The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh were introduced to the newborn son of The Duke & Duchess of Sussex at Windsor Castle. Ms Doria Ragland was also present. The Duke & Duchess of Sussex are delighted to announce that they have named their son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

    And, no offense to the Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor part, but none of us can really get past Archie, a perfectly lovely name that just so happens to belong to the leading man of Riverdale, Archie Andrews.

    CW

    Archie Accidentally-Joined-The-Mafia, Can't-Choose-Between-Football-Boxing-Wrestling-Or-Music, Escaped-Jail-And-Got-Mauled-By-A-Bear, Has-Dated-Everyone-In-Riverdale Andrews.

    Frankly, this plot twist was more incredible than anything the Gargoyle King could conjure up, which means THE INTERNET has blessed us with all the Baby Archie/Riverdale jokes we could ever need:

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    Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, First of His Name, Earl of Riverdale.

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    I can’t believe Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are diehard Riverdale fans

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    The power of Riverdale fans is unmatched https://t.co/rFKfPsxdqs

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    harry and meghan just called their (most likely) ginger child archie..... they’re riverdale stans! ladies and gentlemen we got em!

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    BREAKING NEWS: Queen bans and cancels Netflixs subscription at Buckingham Palace. After Meghans repeated viewing of Riverdale, subconsciously makes her decide on Archie as the child's name.

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    they named their child after the worst riverdale character wow https://t.co/txFoOA1CRw

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    Fits right in #Riverdale #babysussex

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    MY DUCHESS IS A RIVERDALE FAN!!!!!!!!! COME ON, ARCHIE!!!

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    How does Archie unite the us and uk is this about riverdale being internationally available

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    Sorry not sorry. #Archie #Riverdale

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    Someone’s a Riverdale fan. But why pick Archie over Jughead?? I think Jughead Mountbatten-Windsor would have been delightful! https://t.co/2lEZLnhVuS

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    If the new Royal baby actually has red hair I will never ask the gods for anything again. #ArchieHarrisonMountbattenWindsor #RoyalBaby #Riverdale

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    If they name their next child Jughead, we'll know that they're definitely #Riverdale fans. #Archie #RoyalBaby

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    Congrats to @CW_Riverdale for getting the best bonus promotion today #archie #royalbaby

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    has anyone made a meme yet of Archie from Riverdale on the royal baby because I don’t get off work for another few hours but I want everyone to know I had the idea now

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