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People Are Freaking Out Over These Pics Of Mindy Kaling And BJ Novak

"The soup snakes are hitting the red carpet!"

Last night, soup snakes Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak attended the Vanity Fair Oscars party together and I haven't been able to think about a single thing since...

I mean, just look at this selfie which is perfect in every way, shape, and form:

LOOK AT THE WAY THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER LONGINGLY HERE:

When *the internet* was first blessed with these photos, group chats 'round the world were BLOWING UP with questions about their relationship status:

(Here is a live look at my text messages!)

Naturally, people were freaking out...

BJ Novak is Mindy's date tonight. THE SOUP SNAKES ARE HITTING THE RED CARPET.

...and dropped some hot conspiracy theories. Like this one:

no one but god and mindy kaling herself can convince me that bj novak is not the father of her child

And this one:

Don’t fall for this, guys! They are pros and this is a long con! 🤹🏻‍♂️🤹🏽‍♀️🔮🃏✨ https://t.co/ulqIPcfwMK

No matter what, these two are an American treasure!

BJ Novak and Mindy Kaling are the Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir of America

And just the hint of romance between them is a big win for love everywhere:

if mindy kaling & bj novak don’t end up together irl, i will throw in the towel for love lives everywhere

In conclusion, soup snakes for life!!!!!