The "Cash Me Ousside" Girl Thought David Spade Was A Waiter And I'm Dead

RIP ME.

This is David Spade. You may know him for his iconic voice work as Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove.

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JK JK, he is also known for his TV roles on Just Shoot Me and Rules of Engagement, his comedy, and that time he went swimming with Naya Rivera.

This is 14-year-old Danielle Bregoli. You may know her from that time she said, "Cash me ousside, howbow dah" on Dr. Phil.

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Actually, that's definitely how you know her.

On a fateful day, these two characters in our story met at a restaurant. David Spade posted the photo on Instagram with a pretty shady caption, TBH.

Instagram: @davidspade

I mean, I GET IT, but like...no need to be so shady, Spadey.

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Anyways, "Cash Me Ousside" girl regrammed David's photo and added a caption of her own and it was savage AF.

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Let's look at that a little more closely:

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NO. LIE. I. THOUGHT. DIS. GUY. WAS. THE. WAITER.

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I FUCKING CANNOT.

Some people are firmly #TEAMSPADE:

Linz DeFranco🙊 @LinzDeFranco

David Spade KILLING IT with this caption 😂

07:43 PM - 09 May 2017

Others are #TEAMCASHME:

kat @IloveyouPosty

@LinzDeFranco Who the hell is David spade

08:03 PM - 09 May 2017