I Can't Stop Laughing At These 20 Extremely Good "Shrek" Jokes
"A relationship should be 50/50. 50 percent donkey, 50 percent dragon."
In facts that I refuse to believe are true — it's been TWENTY YEARS since the first Shrek movie hit theaters.
To celebrate this iconic ogre-versary, I rounded up some of the funniest posts that are very Shrekcellent:
Sorry for the puns, I can't help myself. And if you like what you see, please give these tweeters a follow!
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“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”
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Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' me:
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Did Lord Farquaad write this https://t.co/J8pTbUCjIq
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shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz
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Date night 💚
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Shrek dies in Infinity War.
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happy 20th anniversary to SHREK, an extremely important movie
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They look like the villagers in Shrek https://t.co/DZ9XVVnYiD
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I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.
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LORD LORD FARQUAAD NEARQUAAD
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Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek
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my sister thought fiona apple was shrek’s wife 😭😭
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hey remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off his giant green head and fiona was shocked to find out he was an ogre
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Your man -not loyal - never makes waffles - never fucked a dragon Donkey from Shrek - loyal - makes waffles - fucks a dragon on the regular
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Being vaccinated does NOT mean that you should leave your swamp with a donkey to save a princess from a dragon
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best shrek song you: all star by smash mouth me, an intellectual: I Need A Hero by the Fairy Godmother
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Various Artists - Shrek (Music From The Original Motion Picture)
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a relationship should be 50/50. 50% donkey 50% dragon