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    I Can't Stop Laughing At These 20 Extremely Good "Shrek" Jokes

    "A relationship should be 50/50. 50 percent donkey, 50 percent dragon."

    In facts that I refuse to believe are true — it's been TWENTY YEARS since the first Shrek movie hit theaters.

    Shrek in a still from Shrek (2001)
    Dreamworks / Courtesy Everett Collection

    To celebrate this iconic ogre-versary, I rounded up some of the funniest posts that are very Shrekcellent:

    Sorry for the puns, I can't help myself. And if you like what you see, please give these tweeters a follow!

    1.

    “babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    2.

    Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' me:

    Twitter: @Azniac

    3.

    Did Lord Farquaad write this https://t.co/J8pTbUCjIq

    Twitter: @Roisin_OConnor

    4.

    shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz

    Twitter: @TheAccountOfSam

    5.

    Twitter: @shreketc

    6.

    Twitter: @desechable0

    7.

    happy 20th anniversary to SHREK, an extremely important movie

    Twitter: @NetflixFilm

    8.

    They look like the villagers in Shrek https://t.co/DZ9XVVnYiD

    Twitter: @takeyourzoloft

    9.

    I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.

    Twitter: @kacjhickner

    10.

    Twitter: @netflix

    11.

    Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek

    Twitter: @seanmaciel

    12.

    13.

    my sister thought fiona apple was shrek’s wife 😭😭

    Twitter: @benkesslen

    14.

    hey remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off his giant green head and fiona was shocked to find out he was an ogre

    Twitter: @randyfactory

    15.

    Your man -not loyal - never makes waffles - never fucked a dragon Donkey from Shrek - loyal - makes waffles - fucks a dragon on the regular

    Twitter: @iamTannenbaum

    16.

    Being vaccinated does NOT mean that you should leave your swamp with a donkey to save a princess from a dragon

    Twitter: @adamgreattweet

    17.

    best shrek song you: all star by smash mouth me, an intellectual: I Need A Hero by the Fairy Godmother

    Twitter: @iraexe

    18.

    Various Artists - Shrek (Music From The Original Motion Picture)

    Twitter: @DriverAlbum

    19.

    a relationship should be 50/50. 50% donkey 50% dragon

    Twitter: @mostlysharks

    20. And, finally, this masterpiece:

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