1. You've Got Mail Warner Brothers Reeling at the loss of Shop Around the Corner in 2011, Kathleen Kelly has been working begrudgingly at a corporate bookstore similar to Fox Books. Let's call it Burnes and Nuble? Joe Fox runs a company called... AmaFox (just riffing here) instead, and everyone is pissed because AmaFox's new HQ is coming to NYC and makes Burnes and Nuble look like a local treasure. Kathleen and Joe start chatting in the replies to a viral tweet, and eventually DM each other their Gmail addresses, because it's 2018 and You've Got Gmail Now, Duh. 2. 13 Going On 30 Columbia Pictures Both Poise and Sparkle have stopped putting out print magazines, and 30-year-old Jenna still has a roommate instead of an apartment on 5th Avenue. Young Jenna realizes "thriving" is not quite a thing, and wishes to remain 13 forever instead. 3. When Harry Met Sally Columbia Pictures Harry and Sally have been Facebook friends since college, and they'll wish each other an occasional HBD. They HAVE been in the same place at the same time — like a flight or a bookstore — but they were both too busy looking at their phones to notice. 4. Clueless Paramount Pictures Cher Horowitz is 1000% an Instagram influencer, and part of making over Tai means completely upping her social media presence. Her wardrobe computer program is just an app now, and RIP to those massive cellphones. But the speech about the Statue of Liberty remains the same, because that shit's still relevant. 5. My Best Friend's Wedding TriStar Pictures In the original film, Julianne and Michael made a pact to marry each other if they were still single at 28. (Seriously.) In 2018, that number is AT LEAST 40. Julianne has access to email and wouldn't have had to use Kimmy's dad's account. Oh, and that group rendition of "I Say A Little Prayer" becomes a feel-good YouTube viral hit. 6. Mean Girls Paramount Pictures The Burn Book is a Tumblr account and Regina would have googled the ingredients in a Kalteen bar. 7. The Holiday Columbia Pictures Amanda just rents a place on AirBnB for her holiday excursion, and none of the rest of the plot happens. 8. Love Actually Universal Pictures Jaime and Aurélia communicate using Google Translate and realize they don't actually have anything in common other than the hots for each other. One of the Prime Minister's staffers tweets out his dance video, and it goes viral. Mark's wedding footage of Juliet and Peter was shot on his iPhone and he quickly deletes it when Juliet comes over. Sam learns to play the drums WAY better via YouTube tutorial. Karen streams that Joni Mitchell CD on Spotify. 9. Bridget Jones's Diary Miramax Films Her diary would be a Google doc, because who has energy for handwriting?? She'd get bummed out by fitness Instagram accounts, but ultimately realize the unrealistic expectations she's put on herself. Oh, and if there's any justice Daniel Cleaver would be ousted and publicly humiliated for sexual misconduct. 10. Bring It On Universal Pictures Isis from the East Compton Clovers has a very viral Twitter thread documenting Big Red stealing their routines, and the Toro cheerleading program is permanently banned.