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    Posted on Nov 9, 2017

    People Are Seriously Freaking Out After That Insane Episode Of "Riverdale"

    "I will never listen to 'Lollipop' the same way again..."

    Hi, I'm Jen and I have been PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED by this week's episode of Riverdale.

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    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS.

    Luckily, the good people of TWITTER just *get me* and had the perfect reactions to literally every single batshit insane thing that happened this week. Let's begin...

    On our poor little Betty Cooper (acted INCREDIBLY by Lili Reinhart):

    RT = 1 CLAP 👏🏻 for the amazing betty/ lili's acting in this last episode. #riverdale

    SERIAL KILLER: Want to know who I am? Go to some abandoned house in the middle of nowhere at night. BETTY:… https://t.co/VuiCqFq9jI

    ...and her ringtone:

    You'd think Betty would've turned off the damn ringer on her phone at this point #riverdale

    still think betty’s ringtone should have been lollipop by lil wayne instead #riverdale

    Betty’s ringtone is literally shitting the hell out of me #Riverdale

    On Alice Cooper's iconic entrance to the SoDale party:

    When you see your ex you know you’re better off without🔥 #Riverdale

    I'm sorry, the old Alice can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead! #Riverdale #RiverdalePL

    Alice Cooper before vs. after listening to Look What You Made Me Do. #Riverdale #S2E5

    when mama coop walked in, in last nights ep. Of #Riverdale in that little red outfit, hair all done up.

    On that heartbreaking Bughead breakup:

    I hope Betty and Jughead can make things up and get back together! #Bugheadforever #Riverdale

    Betty: “it doesn’t have to be cruel” Archie: RIPS OUT JUGHEAD’S HEART AND STOMPS ON IT #Riverdale

    I’m currently crying over Archie telling Jughead that Betty and him are over. #Riverdale

    I didn't think I cared that much about #Bughead but I was wrong. It hurts. WHYYYY TV WRITERS WHYYYYY #Riverdale

    On Toni Topaz and JUGGY:

    Me when Toni called Jughead “Juggy” #Riverdale

    I MEAN HOW DARE SHE CALL HIM ‘JUGGY’ #riverdale

    Me to Toni Topaz whenever she even breathes near Betty, Jughead, or #Bughead. #Riverdale

    On that heart-wrenching scene with Cheryl and the Pussycats:

    Thank you #Riverdale for show us girl power also thanks for show us what girls will do when they re together, this… https://t.co/UoLMP7TAlc

    Ok I was just awestruck when those girls beat up Nick LIKE YES F IT UP #Riverdale #GirlPower

    CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT VERONICA JOSIE MELODY AND VALERIA SPRINTING IN THOSE HIGH HEELS TO SAVE CHERYL FROM NICK👏👏… https://t.co/vTVj4PnMJd

    DONT YOU GOD DAMN TOUCH CHERYL BLOSSOM #Riverdale

    Serious request: can Cheryl stop suffering? She deserves to be happy #Riverdale @madelainepetsch

    On THAT FUCKING DARK ENDING:

    Blackhood: “give me another name” Betty: “nick saint Claire” Me: #Riverdale

    Black Hood: "Give me another name!" Betty: "Nick st. Clair" Me: #Riverdale

    this will be me when nick st. clair turns up dead next week. #Riverdale

    Y'all want me to feel bad about Betty adding Nick St. Clair to the Black Hood's hit list? Cause I don't.… https://t.co/sczwCWYwe5

    And, finally, this text thread that summed it all up perfectly:

    .@BethAnneCarroll is usually asleep when I get to catch up on #Riverdale so I just text her a live monologue to wak… https://t.co/dCLp39XYDZ

    ME RIGHT NOW:

    watch episode 5 they said, it’ll be fun they said 💔 #RIVERDALE

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