Rachel Lindsay Is Engaged So I Guess We Don't Have To Watch "The Bachelorette" This Season

Just kidding, never quitting.

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"I am very much so in love and very much so engaged. I am getting my happy ending!"

So, there you go. Rachel found love in a hopeless place and I guess I don't really need to watch The Bachelorette this season anymore. Except then I'd miss all the limo entrances, tears, man fights, and whabooms, so WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING?

You're welcome, Chris Harrison.