Remember back in the day when you had to wait until the end of the season to find out if there was a proposal at the end of The Bachelorette?
Not anymore, friends! In a conference call with several reporters, Rachel Lindsay revealed that she found her happily ever after...
"I am very much so in love and very much so engaged. I am getting my happy ending!"
Summary: SHE. IS. VERY. MUCH. SO. ENGAGED. VERY. MUCH. SO.
So, there you go. Rachel found love in a hopeless place and I guess I don't really need to watch The Bachelorette this season anymore. Except then I'd miss all the limo entrances, tears, man fights, and whabooms, so WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING?