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People Brutally Roasted The "Dirty Dancing" Remake And It's Fucking Hilarious

"Somebody please put Baby back in a corner..."

So, ABC's Dirty Dancing remake premiered last night — and people weren't really having it.

I'd like to state for the record that I feel personally offended and victimized by the Dirty Dancing remake #DirtyDancing

Pretty much sums up the #DirtyDancing remake:

Excuse me while I put on the CORRECT #DirtyDancing to cleanse my soul of the trash I just watched

The reviews were a tad...harsh:

And now, the judge's scores #DirtyDancing @DancingABC

#DirtyDancing nice they included the shot of the people who appreciate this remake

Many felt that the original stars, Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, were seriously disrespected by the whole thing:

rt if you think they deserved better. #dirtydancing

Jennifer Grey did not get a nose job to be disrespected like this #DirtyDancing

#DirtyDancing This train wreck is the biggest disrespect to Patrick Swayze. It's horrible, I'd rather get a root ca… https://t.co/irz2mzRcSn

Others pointed out that it felt like a cheap imitation:

It's like the epitome of a Pinterest fail. #DirtyDancing #nailedit

The Original vs the Remake #DirtyDancing

When you order it online Vs when it arrives.... #DirtyDancing

Some people started wondering what ABC's future remakes might look like:

First look at ABC's remake of Ghost #dirtydancing

The ABC remake of Jurassic Park #DirtyDancing

Next week in the Titanic remake: Jack lives!!! #dirtydancing

And others tried to make sense of ABC's whole *creative process* here:

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights: We completely ruined Dirty Dancing ABC: Hold my beer. #DirtyDancing

Dirty Dancing Fans: "please don't do a remake" ABC Producers: "pLeAsE dOn'T dO a ReMaKe" #DirtyDancing

These fans could only respond to the travesty with Dirty Dancing jokes:

Please for the love of God, someone put baby in the corner and end this. #DirtyDancing

ABC's Dirty Dancing was trash. Did not have the time of my life. If you disagree-- fight me. #DirtyDancing

And the only thing that made the damn thing bearable...

I wonder what Twitter has to say about the #DirtyDancing remake. Checks twitter.

Was how damn SALTY Twitter was about the whole thing:

Me reading all the salty tweets concerning #DirtyDancing.

Never change, Twitter.