If you've been on Twitter, you've probably seen viral tweets like this one...
We need a Disney princess with a yeast infection We need a Disney princess with a yeast infection We need a Disney princess with a yeast infection We need a Disney princess with a yeast infection
...naturally, Twitter has been losing its collective shit:
professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline] me: .. ok twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection me: https://t.co/mWbwWCQ9BP
Suddenly, everyone seems to be sharing their own Disney princess needs and the tweets keep getting better and better.
Here are some of the best right now:
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we need a disney princess who is falling asleep we need a disney princess who is calling a cab we need a disney princess who is having a smoke we need a disney princess who is taking a drag we need a disney princess who is going to bed
2.
we need a Disney princess who gets dumped by a fuck boy and uses it as motivation to get into Harvard law school and graduate as valedictorian
3.
we need a disney princess who is the dancing queen we need a disney princess who is young and sweet we need a disney princess who is only 17 we need a disney princess who is a dancing queen we need a disney princess who feels the beat from the tambourine
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we need a disney princess who can’t do basic math
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We need a Disney princess who takes five hour long depression naps
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WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH MESOTHELIOMA WHO MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH MESOTHELIOMA WHO MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH MESOTHELIOMA WHO MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION
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We need a Disney princess that bit Beyoncé We need a Disney princess that bit Beyoncé We need a Disney princess that bit Beyoncé We need a Disney princess that bit Beyoncé
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We need a Disney princess that is Fergalicious and makes them boys go loco. The princes want her treasure, so they get their pleasures from her photo. They could see her, but they can't squeeze her.
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we need a disney princess who stands by the idea that remy from ratatouille would shit stomp stuart little in a fight
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We need a Disney princess who chimes in with the haven’t you people ever heard of. We need a princess who closes the god damn door. We need a Disney princess who handles things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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we need a disney princess who enjoys death grips we need a disney princess who enjoys death grips we need a disney princess who enjoys death grips we need a disney princess who enjoys death grips we need a disney princess who enjoys death grips
12.
we need disney princess that’s pursuing an acting career and has a tattoo of an eye on their ankle and will one day finally secure the baudelaire orphans’ immense fortune
13.
we need a disney princess who takes an adderall to study for a class that isn't necessary to her major
14.
We need a Disney princess who has a structured settlement and needs cash now
15.
we need a Disney princess that rips her juul in the middle of serious conversation
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we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice we need a disney princess who has lice
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How about a white male Disney princess for once?
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we need a disney princess who doesn’t text back
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We need a Disney princess that scams men out of their money and brings it home to her girlfriend
20.
we! need! a! disney! princess! who! steals! from! wholefoods! 👏
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we need a Disney princess possessed by the devil
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we need a disney princess with a lot of college debt
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we need a disney princess who doesnt need a man and lives on her own, taking care of herself and enjoying life END OF CONVO