A Wig Company Tried To Sell "Nicki Minaj" Wigs For $3,850 And Her Response Is Savage AF

"Can I get a small consultant fee?"

So you know how Nicki Minaj slays every damn red carpet she's ever been on?

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And how she regularly rocks hair that's longer than your last relationship?

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Well, apparently some wig company is trying to help plebes look JUST LIKE NICKI MINAJ for one small fee of...$3,850?!?!?!

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EX-SQUEEZE ME?!?!

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When Nicki found out about this nonsense, she shut it right down:

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Nicki's fans joined in on mocking the wig's absurd price...

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Some got very real about it:

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And others hoped it was a miracle wig:

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But I'm just over here wondering if THIS MANNEQUIN IS OKAY?! GIRL, R U OKAAYYYY? BLINK ONCE IF YOU NEED HELP.

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Moral of the story: You can either pay your rent for a few months or get a Nicki Minaj-inspired wig. Choose wisely.

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