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    Lindsay Lohan Is The New Face Of Lawyer.com And It's Already Iconic

    "Legends are slowly but surely making their way back to the top."

    I'm just gonna cut to the chase because I don't have time for a plucky intro!!!! Lindsay Lohan is the new spokesperson for Lawyer.com and the first commercial is truly iconic:

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    What's Lawyer.com, you ask??? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like, you dingus! It's a website that hooks you up with a lawyer if you need one!

    In case you were so lazy that you couldn't watch a 41-second clip, I've pulled out the four most important parts:

    1) "When lawyer dot com first reached out to me, I was confused and a little scared because I thought I was in trouble."

    2) THIS WINK:

    3) THIS AUTOGRAPH:

    In other words, CELLINO AND BARNES ARE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS!!!!!!!

    People have already deemed this partnership *legendary*:

    Lindsay Lohan for Lawyer dot com is already legendary gay meme status and it only has 19 views on YouTube.

    Three words: lawyer dot com 😱😱😱

    Lindsay is the new spokesperson for https://t.co/oI7kGO6bEA and Britney is in a campaign for Kenzo. Legends are slowly but surely making their way back to the top https://t.co/EnYiCqwhse

    To summarize: how many lawyers do I inevitably plan on booking thanks to Lindsay????