The early '00s should probably be called the Dunstian era — you couldn't walk into a movie theater without seeing Kirsten Dunst on the screen. She was sexy, cute, AND popular to boot.
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Seriously, it was peak Dunst. And her star rose so much when she landed the *iconic* role of Mary-Jane Watson in 2002's Spider-Man.

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She went all Big Red and everything.
I mean, she and Tobey Maguire were ACTUAL FIRE with this legendary upside-down kiss.
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If you make it on The O.C., you've really made it...
Anyways, because those Spider-Man movies were so popular, Hollywood has made another TWO franchises in the past 15 years and Kirsten Dunst is just not here for it.
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In a recent interview with Variety, Kirsten was asked for her thoughts on the new movies and she just said, "I don't care."
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She's literally never seen them.
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But then Kirsten got right to the point with some SHADY REALNESS...
"Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? Listen, I’d rather be in the first ones than the new ones.”
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IS. SHE. RIGHT. OR. WHAT????
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Sorry, Spidey reboots — you've been DUNSTED.
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