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Kelly Ripa Is Joining "Riverdale" As Hiram's Mistress, Which Means 3/5 Of Her Family Has Been On The Show

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There are MANY things I could say about Riverdale, but one of the things it does best is giving us a healthy dose of Mark Consuelos on a weekly basis.

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For the uninitiated, Mark Consuelos is married to Kelly Ripa.

They met while playing a couple on All My Children back in the '90s.
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They met while playing a couple on All My Children back in the '90s.

They have three children together: Michael, Lola, and Joaquin.

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And this week, we will see his son Michael play YOUNG HIRAM, which is very perfect!!!

METHINKS SOMEONE HAS BEEN PLAYIN' A LITTLE GRIFFINS & GARGOYLES, but more on that tomorrow.
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METHINKS SOMEONE HAS BEEN PLAYIN' A LITTLE GRIFFINS & GARGOYLES, but more on that tomorrow.

If you've been keeping track, that means two members of the Conseulos/Ripa family have already been on episodes of Riverdale.

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But wait, there's more! Kelly just announced that SHE will play Hiram's mistress on the show in an upcoming episode.

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This means that 3/5 of the Consuelo/Ripa family will have appeared on Riverdale! And it's 4/6 if you count Andy Cohen, which I basically do!

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Okay, now someone go cast Lola and Joaquin as Heloise and Hunter, Hiram's long-lost siblings, in a throwback episode about the Lodge family!!!!

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